Datesite 7orBetter Caters To Women Looking For The Mr. Beer Can Thicks Of THeir Dreams..

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    WELL-ENDOWED? WE’VE GOT THE DATING SITE FOR YOU

    WTF
    7orBetter, size really does matter.The popular dating site caters specifically to men who are well-endowed, and to the ladies who love them.:eek:

    So if you’re looking to date and packing some heat, you’ve come to the right place.

    Website founder Steven Pasternack launched the site in 2008 and currently has around 40,000 members. He claims the website isn’t just used for boning, but that many relationships have stemmed from his creepy hard work.

    Picture proof is not listed on the dater’s profile, however according to Pasternack, there’s a wide selection of people listing themselves as seven inches or bigger. He explains,

    “I had the idea talking to a few female friends who were complaining about investing time with guys who then turned out to have small penises. They all said they wished there was a site which listed penis size like it did hair color and height. Sex is a very important part of a relationship, as much for women as it is for men. Why is it any less politically correct for people to want to know about penis size than it is for them to want to know about height, weight or body type?”;)

    We hear that. It’s time to start bragging more online – no catfishing aloud.
     
  2. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    I wonder what Howeeenas screen name is..??
     
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    Quality Control dove Gold

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    What a time to be alive!
     
  4. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Wow... is this really that important? lol
     
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    you can search for a gay female on that site

    that seems like a silly option
     
  6. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    Maybe she has a seven inch clitoris. Or seven inches of roast beef hanging.
     
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  7. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    So sick of the size queens......
     
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    Women don't care about length when...

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    ;)
     
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    sz1122 Well-Known Member

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    Where do you find this stuff
     
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  10. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Teehee, I just HAVE to know....

    How the HELL did you find this?! o_O
     
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    7 inches doesn't mean beer can think.
     
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    Shadesofblu

    He left the E of the end on purpose thinking everyone listening to the show would is a moron and assume it's not him because he's a genius that would never misspell anything.
     
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    I'm so tired of women wanting me because of my length and beer can thickness. I have so much more to offer.
     
  14. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Don't I know it. It's such a curse to only be wanted because of the size of my Happy tool. :giggle:
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yeah, and we LOVE being wanted for the size of our tits and ass..... :rolleyes:
     
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    Are you allowed to round up?
     
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    I'm still waiting for the "Four Inches Is Fine" website.
    Four inches in diameter that is.

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    Cause I've got a great personality.:(
     
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    But think of the public service we all provide for each other!!!
     
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