Dating Advice for a friend

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  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    She can not find a boy friend to save her life. She is 34 and has not had a boyfriend since high school. She is prett, but has a strong personality. She gets dates but they usualy just have sex for awhile them move on. She meets them on datimg sites which I think is not working out well. I think she is coming over too eager and scaring them off. Any advice. Serious advice please.
     
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    Not many guys are into prett girls.

    Btw, what is "strong personality" code for here?

    Has she considered going lesbo?

    What is she into, what are her interests?
     
  3. wife is a whore

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    Tell her to smoke some weed so she chills out and isn't talking kids and marriage after eliciting the first load.

    Height, Jeans Size and Location. I'll teach her some tricks that will keep the dudes coming back.
     
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    My guess, control issues.
     
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    Calling Gary Puppet, we have a project for you . . . .
     
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    Unreasonable, stubborn, pig-headed, closed-minded, intolerant.
     
  7. GoshGeeGolly

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    Sounds like she is a hard pill to swallow. She won't find anyone unless she stalks the guy into a pregnancy and marriage.
    Might be worth taking the advice of wife is a whore.
     
  8. Zelda

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    Not really code for anything. I guess I would say blunt.

    No to lesbo. Lol

    Her interests are movies, concerts, and just random stuff I suppose.
     
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    Tell her to chill the fuck out.
     
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    she should date older guys (45+)
    34 still seems awful young to those of us in that age range

    if you're a 35 year old dude who's still single you may be more interested in something a little younger
     
  11. Zelda

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    She won't smoke. Her mother just passed from lung cancer.
    She doesn't talk kids ans marriage with these guya, but does come off reall, really eager and strong. She does all the pursuing.

    Height about 5 5", jeans about 8 and location Florida
     
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    I did. Several times.
     
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    Oh yeah, forgot to mention the last 2 guys she tried to date were in theie 20's and musicians.
     
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    she's a little silly isn't she?
     
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    Back off and let them pursue her.
     
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    would she be interested in meeting a boy with pepperoni nipples?
     
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    I'm blunt as fuck. Doesn't really hinder my dating life.
    I guess I would ask what she's blunt about? Over sharing perhaps too much too soon?
     
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    Not really. I think just a bit desperate in a non mean way.
     
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    That's the problem. She's coming off as desperate.
     
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    I'm not sure really as I'm not around when she's with these guys, but it's a definite possibility.