Dating chicks who have dogs.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I think I'm going to start opting out. It's bad enough dealing with someone's faggot kids but now I have to accommodate faggot dogs? Naw, bruh.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    A woman I found attractive on POF has Rottweilers. Kind of a deal breaker.
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I'd definitely stay away from any chick who says she's her dog's mommy or that the dog is her kid. Nut job for sure.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    She's doesn't say that but Rottweilers.....:buhbye:
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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  6. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I like all dogs except for pit bulls and yapping lap dogs.
     
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  7. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    In the back of your mind, you'd always be thinking "Did she just smear jelly on her crotch and let that dog eat her out?" during each date.
     
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  11. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    :jj: It's not about the dogs, it's usually the owners who are assholes. People around here get off on their pit bulls scaring the shit out of people.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Bring some peanut butter
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    A rottweiler almost killed me two days ago
     
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    :coffee: Yeah, those are really well hung.
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Hold me!
     
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    shut up
     
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    I thought it said dongs
    I was happy to hear you were opting out
    Dogs are cool though
     
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  18. Nunz

    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP

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    :c Just in case you didn't take that with the humor in which it was intended...i had this ready.


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    My dog has a huge dick
    I hate him for it
     
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    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP

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    You shouldn't feel like that. My dog had a huge one, i didn't feel bad because mine is bigger. I did feel bad that he could lick his, though. But he was such a good boy, and must've felt bad as well, because he licked both of ours...:)

    :sad: I miss him so much.