Dating Discussion: Broads w/ Kids

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  1. wife is a whore

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    In my younger days, the thought of dating a chick with kids was no big deal to me. I get along with kids and I'm good with kids. Couple months back a buddy asked me if I wanted him to hook me up w/ the friend of a broad he's dating. He said she had kids, and I was like, "That's OK. How old are they?" A son in his early 20s and a daughter late teens. I slammed the brakes on the discussion so hard that you could feel the ABS kick in.

    Aside from the hard reality that I'm old enough to be within dating range of a broad with basically adult kids, I was really put off with a situation where the kids are old enough that they know I'm trying to fuck their mom. That just creeped the hell outta me. Little kid, like a toddler or one around my son's age (7.5) no problem. Even early teen I don't think would bother me. The whole young adult thing bugs me out, though. And yeah, if the broad looked like Jennifer Connelly, kids schmids, I'm tryin to tap it.

    Thoughts? Good or bad experiences? Advice? I don't see myself getting younger or richer anytime soon, so I'm trying to come to grips with situations like this being my fate. Help a loser out.
     
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    If you're old enough to have kids that age what's the big deal? If they were your own kids you wouldn't think twice about it.
    Just don't be like creepy Greenchicklets and try some inappropriate things with her daughter!
     
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    these horny women are good for fucking. but that is all. just drop a load and grab your hat
     
  4. wife is a whore

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    He didn't do anything inappropriate with the daughter, just her panties.

    I never saw this broad's daughter, so I have no clue if her panties were worth sniffin.
     
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    You're gonna smell the handle of the daughter's hairbrushes to see if she's been naughty when no one is around, aren't you. :p
     
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    if she has adult children then there is less time devoted to them and more time devoted to banging
     
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    So yer saying hotel room sex and avoid their place? Solid advice.
     
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    Teen anal.
     
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    Never been with a broad with a kid older than elementary school age.

    I never really tried to "bond" with any of them. It was always a relief when they were with weekend dad. But at a certain age, I suppose you have to expect kids to be part of the deal.

    I used to house their left over chicken mcnuggets. Fucking your mom and eatin' your nuggets, fuck you kids!
     
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    Don't let them know your shed name and god forbid they read your posts.:D
     
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    Nah. If I ever dated a broad with a hot daughter, I'd probably get nailed stealing glances at naughty bits though.
     
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    #moms new boyfriend is really creepy
     
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    LOL! No one in real life knows any of my internet monikers.
     
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    Do the kids work? Are they self centered?
     
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    a good woman is hard to find. so if she happens to have kids, thats fine.

    ps:
    when i first starting dating this girl i made it clear i never wanted to have kids.
    i asked if she had any and she said no.
    6 months later i found out she did and broke up with her. she said "thats why i had to lie, i knew u wouldnt be with me if u knew"
    i said. " i love kids and woulda been fine with it, im just not fine with fkn liars"
     
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    :bs: how could you not notice a kid for 6 months?
     
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    Never dated a broad with kids... When I was single and on dating sites it seemed like 75% had kids... Def not my thing
    Not raising anyone's keeds... Or dealing with baby daddy drama
     
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    I just remembered I slapped my exes ass with her kid's matchbox car racing track set pieces. :jj:

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    I dated a broad with young kids.
    Amazing year or releasing the poison.
    Kids father was a 6' 11" douche bag.

    Just remember the kids are always #1
    You will be #2.
     
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    No idea. This was something from a couple months ago that I was thinking about earlier and decided to make a thread. I heard the age of the kids and dumped out of the conversation.