Dating Tips

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    Im going on a date any tips?
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    tell him to jerk off first
     
  3. Daveindiego

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    Stare at her tits the whole time, and beat off under the table.
     
  4. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    Should I Use my ecigarette on the date or hold on for the second date?
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Ask her why she has an asshole son like Face Palm.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hold back on that one. You don't need her knowing that your some recovering addict junkie.

    Tonight, it's all about her. Let her drone on and on, and just pretend like it's totally fascinating. Nod your head a lot.*




    *as long as she's decent looking. If she's a pig, go to the bathroom, and never come back.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    milk her udder and give her a feed sack
     
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    Thanks I hope to bang her tonight
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Then again, just pretend as hard as you can that what she is saying tonight is the most important and fascinating shit you have ever heard in your life.

    If she says the ocean is yellow, you tell her that's right. If she says up is down, you couldn't agree more.

    You'll be slaying that pussy with this advice.

    :c
     
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    don't debate communism vs capitalism with her
     
  13. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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