Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HowardsNeckFlap, Aug 23, 2013.
Im going on a date any tips?
tell him to jerk off first
Stare at her tits the whole time, and beat off under the table.
Should I Use my ecigarette on the date or hold on for the second date?
Ask her why she has an asshole son like Face Palm.
Hold back on that one. You don't need her knowing that your some recovering addict junkie.
Tonight, it's all about her. Let her drone on and on, and just pretend like it's totally fascinating. Nod your head a lot.*
*as long as she's decent looking. If she's a pig, go to the bathroom, and never come back.
milk her udder and give her a feed sack
Thanks I hope to bang her tonight
Then again, just pretend as hard as you can that what she is saying tonight is the most important and fascinating shit you have ever heard in your life.
If she says the ocean is yellow, you tell her that's right. If she says up is down, you couldn't agree more.
You'll be slaying that pussy with this advice.
don't debate communism vs capitalism with her
Rabbit is good..Rabbit is wise