Dave and Chriza Both Shit Their Pants All The Time

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    So why do they hate each other? :dontknow:

    Should be a bonding thing or something.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He has an excuse at least
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I almost shit myself today, so I'm not hating.
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I did that thing where you can't really walk cause your ass is clenched so tight :nocheer:
     
  5. blairg

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    and whenever I do that I bleed, ruptured something I guess
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well that's definitely not something you usually do
     
  7. banksy

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    I bet Mari's shits are fucking HUGE. And smelly.
     
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  9. blairg

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    its ok because the blood is red, you don't need to worry unless it is black, that means it's been sitting in your body all day :grad:
     
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    you get that from assbloodmd.com?
     
  11. Mur

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    I shit in my pants when i had the flu. Water diarrhea and a huge mess. :facepalm:
     
  12. blairg

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    maybe :C
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    They should start a club!!:booze:
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I may shit my pants on occasion, but at least I never bled out my asshole. :c
     
  15. tomtom

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    He blamed it on getting his ass abused by Mexicans in shady joints every other day. Something like that.

    They do say owners look like their dogs after a while. :jj:
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hey, old man, get to work on that AARP paperwork. You'll be getting those 5 dollar dinners at 3:30pm at Denny's by next week.
     
  17. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I sure as hell look younger than you. A lot younger :whistle:
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    OK. Lot of good it does you too. :jj:
     
  19. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    everyone in cali does. :wtf:

    you people who don't are the weird ones
     
  20. tomtom

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    It's done me better than your looks have done you. :cwl: