Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Sep 2, 2012.
So why do they hate each other?
Should be a bonding thing or something.
He has an excuse at least
I almost shit myself today, so I'm not hating.
I did that thing where you can't really walk cause your ass is clenched so tight
and whenever I do that I bleed, ruptured something I guess
Well that's definitely not something you usually do
I bet Mari's shits are fucking HUGE. And smelly.
its ok because the blood is red, you don't need to worry unless it is black, that means it's been sitting in your body all day
you get that from assbloodmd.com?
I shit in my pants when i had the flu. Water diarrhea and a huge mess.
They should start a club!!
I may shit my pants on occasion, but at least I never bled out my asshole.
He blamed it on getting his ass abused by Mexicans in shady joints every other day. Something like that.
They do say owners look like their dogs after a while.
Hey, old man, get to work on that AARP paperwork. You'll be getting those 5 dollar dinners at 3:30pm at Denny's by next week.
I sure as hell look younger than you. A lot younger
OK. Lot of good it does you too.
everyone in cali does.
you people who don't are the weird ones
It's done me better than your looks have done you.