dave matthews has morphed into my creepy uncle

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this faggit looks like my creepy uncle tom who i'm 98% sure touched my sister in a bad place when she was younger.

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    Looks like Paul Giamatti's retarded brother.

    Hi Bye :hw:
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

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    he looks like john cusak's pervy twin.
     
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    Whatever. Just know he's not going bald; that's just his hair getting rubbed-off from all the pussy that's been grinding there for the last 20 years.
     
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    is your sis hot?
     
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    He's a retarded yuppy music icon.
    Show some respect.
     
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    From the shape of the hairline it looks like he has been playing the rusty trombone for several years.
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

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    dave matthews don't get pussy. that's like saying phish get pussy. lies.
     
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    Didn't Marilyn Manson tell Stern that Dave Matthews offered to blow him?
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    He looks like the same person I've pretty much never liked or listened to.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

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    sounds like something dave matthews would offer to do. my opinion.
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

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    he's the wurst, right bro? his music is so bad an i hate the faggitz who think he's so good. white people an their pooka shells. :facepalm:
     
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    fuck yes bra, but I did always try to feel up those college bitches that liked him.
     
  14. Satori Brah

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    I still like him
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'd always be all like music snobby to them an say shit like "i only like old school femme-alt music. you ladies ever hear a ani difranco?" an they'd be all pussy wet after i said it.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    how many friendship bracelets you soft-rockin', bro?
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

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    :jj:

    I would just act like I was in a trance from the music and ignore them.

    protip: wanna get a hot chick??? get her attention then ignore her. (srs)
     
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    hmmm, not sure how to compute this.
     
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    :crazy:
     
  20. gilaet

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    I probably would have been a Dave Matthews fan if I never learned a musical instrument and never evaluated my self worth.
    Otherwise, he has catchy tunes that you can dance to in a standard 4/4.