Dave, your hot 49 Yo girlfriend, Doris is on ESPN tonight!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, May 2, 2014.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Worst sports commenter EVER
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Dave's future wife.
     
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    Hate basketball :no:
     
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    I bet she takes massive poops
     
  6. gwartney

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    The griz hurting as much as the mavs.
     
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    Worse. Conley hurt; Z-bo suspended; game 7 tomorrow in OKC. :facepalm:
     
  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Dave's jackin'.
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    Fuck OKC... The city, the state, and especially the newspaper. I hope Durant picks up and leaves that piece of shit state after they threw him under the bus this week. The same guy that volunteered $2m of his own money when a tornado blew over their shitty trailer parks.

    Motherfuck Oklahoma right up its faggity viral load carrying asshole.

    Thank you.
     
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    ^
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Dave dating her would be like....

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    Except replace Anna with an ugly man.
     
  12. Capn Crud

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    Cling-ons :worried:
     
  13. Brian

    Brian No Chwizas Girl VIP

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    Nice. Sounds like the old LJ. You been drinkin'?
     
  14. LonghornJ

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    Nah... I actually hunt and pecked all that out on a tablet too. :facepalm:
     
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    Dave's not available, his car doesn't have wifi yet :backlol:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:

    i bet he's filling out forms for a library card so he can post with us. :grad:
     
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    hard to argue with this.
     
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    Oklahoma is like ohio without the beautiful, snow-capped mountains.
     
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    fucking grizzlies :facepalm:

    and now they lost z-bo for gm 7 :facepalm::facepalm:

    Then they have to play gm 7 in OKC. That's 3 strikes the Grizzlies are out :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    oh