Daveindiego 2013 NFL Predictions thread.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Aug 25, 2013.

  1. Daveindiego

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    * This season will be the most horrific season ever for heinous, devastating, career-ending knee injuries. NFL Defensive players will make every effort to stay away from helmet to helmet hits by diving at everyones knees. It will be complete carnage this season. Be prepared to see things that you don't ever want to see.

    * With that said, enjoy this season, because you only have about 21 more of them to enjoy before the NFL goes extinct.

    * Niners beat the Seahawks for the NFC title.

    * Texans beat the Chiefs for the AFC title.

    * Niners beat the Texans in the SB.

    * Kapernick will be League and SB MVP.

    * Most improved teams will be the Chiefs and the Lions.

    * Chargers will be lucky to go 7-9, I expect 5-11 or worse.

    :grad:
     
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    thanks for not mentioning the Giants
     
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    dan dierdorf will continue to be a severe drunk.
     
  4. LonghornJ

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    I wouldn't mind seeing one of Suh's knees in a mangled wreck.
     
  5. artiesoffspring

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    Dave is extinct.
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    This may be one of those seminal seasons that helps speed up the demise of football once we are all subjected to these multitude of heinous knee injuries that we will all suffer through. :smile:
     
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    Okay.
     
  8. beatlejaws

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    i'm still waiting for Dave to be right just once.
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    So Dave, I had my 1st fantasy draft Thursday night and Yahoo! rated my team a C, those fuckers. What do you think of this line up?

    Romo
    Jamal Charles
    Chris Johnson
    AJ Green
    Dwayne Bowe
    Amendola
    Sudfield - NE TE

    Bench:

    Miles Austin
    A. Boldin
    Sidney Rice
    Heyward-Bey
    Bryce Brown
    K. Moreno


    That's some depth right there... fuck yahoo.
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    The good thing about concussions is that they don't want to make me puke up my Nachos after I see them inflicted. :grad:
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    First Tuesday, last November. Check it out.
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    I stopped at Romo, went :facepalm:, and tried to think of something possibly encouraging to say.

    At least you don't have any Chargers. :smile:
     
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    ok. now, i remember
     
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    You only have to wait 21 more seasons.
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    It was like the 8th round... he's a good FF qb. He puts up stats, he just doesn't win games.
     
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    i think Yahoo was being nice.
     
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    You're gonna lose.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Everyone in the draft I did with yahoo that picked for themselves got C's or lower and all the autodrafts got A's. Complete waste.
     
  19. LonghornJ

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    Fuck you guys too :fil:
     
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    Justin Tucker and the St Louis DST will win me a championship.