Daveindiego's friendly Protip advice for tourists coming to California.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    :smile:

    When you come out to California for vacation, and you rent a car, remember, don't even fucking think about getting into the far left lane on the freeway. :c
     
  2. Billy Brown

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    Fuckers outside of California don't know how to drive.
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    Shirts will come off.
    Hammers will not be thrown.
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    That is EXACTLY what happens when tourist retards end up in the far left lane.

    People can't handle California. We move quickly out here. By the time you realize whats going on, your wallets gone, and your credit cards are maxed out.

    Fucking hayseeds.
     
  6. RobsDad

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    You know the tourists....they're all in either a Mustang, or a Sebring convertible.
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    Do you realize you are retarded?
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    Considering you're a pussy bitch, that doesn't really carry much weight with me.

    I am a fucking god compared to you.
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    I would allow the Hammers to fly fast and furious around Billy's jaw. :c
     
  10. zhukov

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    That's the Prius lane. Yeah don't fuck with those faggits.
     
  11. Gas Face

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    I'm from New York. We run things wherever we go. :hat:
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    No, not the faggit ass carpool lane, the fast lane is what I'm talking about.

    Nothing worse than some slackjaw hayseed doing 60 in the fastlane, backing up traffic.
     
  13. wetback

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Where's the fast lane in SoCal? I haven't found it.
     
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    I bet it's your beloved fellow Californians 99.9% of the time in the left lane.
     
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    It is...and usually an immigrant or old person. Born again Christians like to do it as well. Dave been huffing Pam again.
     
  18. Gas Face

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    :c
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    What?

    WTF is Pam? :scratch:
     
  20. Gas Face

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    Stop riding your bike in the left lane :pissed: