Daveindiego's Male Grooming Protip: Post Deuce cleanup operations.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    If you're still using toilet paper, all you're doing is making a bigger mess back there by spreading it around and deeper into crevices.


    What you need to do is get yourself one of those Shower massage things with the hose. That way you can really get in there with a pressure washer type instrument to really get the grit out.

    You'd be surprised how much sediment you'll find. :grad:



    You're welcome.

    :c
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

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    You've really covered shoving things up your ass in an expert like manner here, Dave.
     
  3. PLZ callmeTED

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    I had to go for it.
     
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    Do they have them with extra long hoses or are you suggesting a shower after each dumping event?
     
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    water is an asses best friend
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    This is not about putting things into, this is about excavating all the debris out of it.
     
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    Dave you're probably just such a mess up there because you're not on the toilet when you shit :dontknow:
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    Um, duh.

    Yeah, take a shower after you drop the deuce.

    Oh yeah, you might want to take the drain cover off, or you can wind up with some big sediment chunks in the grill. :c
     
  9. gwartney

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    Isn't that what a Bidet does?
     
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    dave is right
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    I don't even want to hear from you, pussy.

    I had a gift to send you, and you never gave me your address.
     
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    "I've fallen, and I can't wash my ass properly"
     
  13. gwartney

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    Oh, I'd just squish them through the drain with my toes.
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    I don't know what a bidet does, I don't have a pussy. :smile:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    keep it in the freezer, maybe I'll fall off the wagon one day and have a lapse in judgement :smile:
     
  17. Daveindiego

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    :bigthink:

    Not a bad idea. I mean, WTF, you're in the shower anyway. And you won't have to explain what the hell that debris is in the shower drain later.

    Good on you.
     
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  19. Daveindiego

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    Dude.

    If I tried cleanup operations with something like that, the only thing I'll do is spray my shit all over the bathroom. How the fuck are you supposed to use it? Lean over one way? Stand up and straddle?

    No, that does not work for me. I'm not really good at cleaning. If I can contain things to the shower, that is in my benefit in the long run.
     
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