David Arquette Bar Mitzvah'd in Israel

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  1. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:

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    David Arquette has FINALLY become a man ... 'cause the 41-year-old actor just had his Bar Mitzvah in Jerusalem. L'chaim!

    Arquette -- who's in Israel to film a travel show -- had been attending a separate Bar Mitzvah ceremony for a local boy, when someone suggested David should get a BM of his own.

    According to VosIzNeias.com, David -- whose mother is Jewish -- liked the idea ... so he strapped on a kippah and tefillin (prayer garb) and made it happen right in front of the Western Wall.

    David was later presented with a Bar Mitzvah certificate ... but as everyone knows, the occasion doesn't become official until someone puts him in a chair and hoists him around the room.


    http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/11/david-arquette-bar-mitzvah-israel/
     
  2. Gretsch Man

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    :facepalm:

    One of the worst actors in Hollywood.
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    where are the jewish broads with the big boobs?
     
  4. fletchman71

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    I am sure he is already booked on the show so he can talk about his experience.
     
  5. urbanshocker

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    He's an actor? I thought he just played "David Arquette"--the guy in those Scream movies is the same character that was on DWTS, the Stern Show, etc.

    Kinda like when Tom Cruise "acts" like a good looking, brainless, spoiled rich guy.
     
  6. jyanks

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    He's trying to get closer to Howard.
     
  7. ApeFace

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    Hope he comes in soon to the show to officially sound the death rattle. There is no bigger douche on planet Earth.
     
  8. LessMoonbeams

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    what about his bar mitzvah speech in Hebrew? ....weaslin cunt
     
  9. ZeroZed

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    Wow, yet another one of Howard's friends who just happens to be Jewish. I'm shocked.
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    I'm sure he will be offered the Artie chair now. This was one of the requirements. :oy2:
     
  11. BrulesRules

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    great now we are going to hear the tapes of Howard practicing his hebrew again :facepalm:
     
  12. Nibbler

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    I like him. :)
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    [video=youtube;qgm3fMz8L2Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgm3fMz8L2Q[/video]
     
  14. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    yeah its funny i honestly have no idea

    maybe this was the devastating news...arquette out jewed him..
     
  15. Trophy Knife

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    Does this mean he's become a man?

    I don't think a bar mitzvah can accomplish miracles.
     
  16. k4D3t

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    he's a tad young for a midlife crisis
     
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    Like Muslims, at the Wailing wall the Jews have a segregated section for the big boob broads.
     
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    Never mind him, holy shit that AV!!:usofa:
     
  19. Mulletude

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    Mazel tov. Which, I believe, is Hebrew for Yee-fucking-Haw. I could be wrong.
     
  20. BrerJimmy

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    I hope his tranny sister offered him a hearty "Shalom, bitch!"