David Arquette being Howard's friend is the sweetest torture

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    It's great because now that howard has let him in to his life, David is out of control and Howard can't undo the deal. It's one of the few times where howard is truly out of his comfort zone.

    You know he regrets ever getting involved with him but now he can't go back without making himself look like a dick.

    David called and asked why he wasn't put on with Louis CK. This is when howard starts fumbling and goes into liar mode. 'I didn't know you called, I didn't see you on the screen, I didn't even look at the screen.'

    I love hearing howard squirm for real.

    Thank you David. You may be losing your mind but the way you unintentionally torture howard is awesome.
     
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    the problem is his voice is getting annoying,kind of whiny.The only way I will like him if he spills some private beans on Stern.Could happen.
     
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    Arquette is midly retarted right?
     
  4. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    He's a self absorbed actor who hasn't gotten much work in the last ten years and is more known for knocking up Courteney Cox (which is probably why Howard befriended DA to begin with), having a more famous sister and being fucked up all of the time. Howard did not play his hand well with this "celebrity friend." As long as Howard has Kimmel in his corner, he'll be in good shape and will be conveniently shielded by D-list friends like Arquette whenever he goes to L.A.
     
  5. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    No. Severely retarded.
     
  6. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    David A-Hole is one of Wiggo's only "friends" left.

    Despite his 100s of millions, it's just like high school: Wiggum still can't get into the cool kids' club.
     
  7. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Big Fun

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    Coming soon: David? He's around.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Take away the monied family connections, and David is Jeff the Drunk. In any other part of America, David would be chasing shopping carts around Target until he gets fired for his tenth no-show on a work day.
     
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    Howard needs to watch out for this kook. Lest we forget, he put the moves on Robin of all people, no doubt to gain access into the inner-circle of Stern. LOCK HIM UP :nooo:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Even though Patricia just won the Oscar and is on a network show, Rosanna is still the best Arquette, right?
     
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    I thought David told him off about that whole Courtney party thing. Did they make up?
     
  12. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    2nd best. The best Arquette is Charlie Weaver a/k/a Cliff Arquette. The old center square on the original Hollywood Squares and grandfather to these hispster losers:

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    I did NOT know that! Weird, wild stuff!
     
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    I thought it was this chick.

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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    More than mildly I think ... I can't stand that giggly fucking douche bag.
     
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    All i wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your ass.....Rosanna, Rosanna....
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Since when did that ever stop him? :dontknow:
     
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    Howard had no problem walking away from his adolescent daughters and move into a Manhattan bachelor pad 15 miles away so I see nothing in his personality that'll give him a second of hesitation of putting Arquette into "he's around" status if he wanted to.
     
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    Hes a junky
     
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    Who doesn't love a natural beauty?
     
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