News David Crosby Hits Jogger At 55 mph

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    Legendary rocker and Santa Ynez Valley resident David Crosby hit a jogger with his car on Sunday evening on Baseline Avenue in Santa Ynez. The jogger, a 46-year-old male Santa Ynez resident, was airlifted to Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital after the collision with “multiple fractures, abrasions, and lacerations,” but his injuries aren’t life-threatening, the California Highway Patrol stated in a report.

    Just before 6 p.m., Crosby, 73, was driving westbound and the man was jogging on the right of the road side when the front of Crosby’s 2015 black Tesla struck him. According to the CHP, Crosby — who wasn’t under the influence of alcohol or drugs — was driving the speed limit, 55 miles per hour. He stopped his car immediately, the CHP report noted. Investigators are looking into what may have caused the accident.
     
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    Well, I always try to look at the bright side of life: at least Crosby, Stills & Nash didn't put out another album.
     
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    Who says electric cars aren't awesome!
     
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    Crosby not so Stills and Bash


    terrible humor
     
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    Well, if you're going to get run over, it might as well be by a rich guy.
     
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    A 2015 Tesla? Maybe I have the wrong guy, but I thought he was broke
     
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    rich people bankrupt and poor people bankrupt are completely different things it seems
     
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    He was probably looking into the sun driving west at that time of day, probably didn't see the guy.
     
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    maybe sun glare, maybe flashbacks. :dontknow:
     
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    Opppps did i just hit something.
     
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    Robin, this is the fake story.
     
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    Damn electric cars are so quiet the jogger probably didn't know a car was coming from behind. Maybe tesla should have to put those deer sirens on those cars
     
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    Maybe he is actively locating his next liver?
     
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    someone sign that jogger up for the olympics, 55mph, that's pretty fast
     
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    Obviously, not under the influence of drugs or alcohol greatly impacted Crosby's ability to properly drive down the freaking street! All the years he was flying and driving you never heard of him crashing into people. Steer clear of this guy when he's sober.
     
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    That was mid 80's... CSN has been touring every year since then and now his estimated net worth is $40 million.
     
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    Those Teslas have mad acceleration, people over 70 should probably have a restrictor put on them.
     
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    pacific coast hwy is a north/south road...the sun isn't relevant.