David Hasselhoff Joins Sharknado 3

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  1. dawg

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    David Hasselhoff joins Sharknado 3. And the TV movie is only getting better in the most cheesy way possible.

    The Baywatch star has signed on to play Ian Ziering’s chainsaw-totting father in the Syfy original movie, RumorFix has confirmed.

    Perhaps the veteran actor was giving us a clue on March 6, when he tweeted “Land shark Aaaaagh!!!!” along with this picture:


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    This is the craziest cast in the history of the franchise. David joins Ian, Tara Reid, Cassie Scherbo, Bo Derek (who will play Tara’s mom), Mark Cuban (who plays the President of the United States), Ann Coulter (who plays the Vice President), Jerry Springer (who plays a manic tourist), *NSYNC’s Chris Kirpatrick, (who plays a lifeguard) and Chris Jericho (who plays a roller coaster ride operator).

    Sharknado 3 will premiere on Syfy in July, causing mass destruction in Washington, D.C. the Eastern Seaboard and Florida.

    When it aired last July 30, Sharknado 2: The Second One became Syfy’s most-watched original movie ever.


    Read more at http://rumorfix.com/2015/03/david-hasselhoff-joins-sharknado-3/#xCsibqfDplQjwaaJ.99
     
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    So they have Nightrider and Benji. Must see TV.
     
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    137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#10**
    You have to give points for creativity. This former almost A list mostly movie actress turned movie of the week (sort of) superstar/escort has started charging guys extra if they want to have sex with her in her trailer while it is on the set of her new disaster. Tara Reid "Sharknado 3"
     
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    That makes me sad for some reason.
     
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    I'm not familiar with this site.
    Is the info reliable?
    This seems a little hard to believe
     
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    251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#3**
    This former A- list mostly movie actress turned movie of the week queen earned some big cash fast when she had a threesome with a very rich businessman from out of town and this foreign born B- list mostly movie actress who arranged the whole thing and is known for not wearing much on red carpets. Tara Reid/Bai Ling
     
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    I never saw "Sharknado" but after all the hooplah, I watched the first half of "Sharknado 2" before I had to bail. Sometimes movies are so bad, that they're actually good... if ya know what I mean. Maybe I'm missing something but this whole bit about sharks swooping out of the sky to chomp on people and intentionally making the movie BAD... well, it's just bad and unwatchable.
    So unless the the next movie in the "franchise" has a scene where the Hoff is rolling around the floor in his underwear trying to eat a Wendy's double cheeseburger without using his hands, I'm not gonna watch...
     
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    is Wiggy talking about this or did they figure out he didn't bring any one to the last one and they are not paying him this time
     
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    Anne Coulter?!??

    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK :eek:
     
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    Bad movie that is good?
     
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    Don't hassle The Hoff.
     
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    This former A list mostly television actor who has been living off his 80’s fame and money from his hot shows was doing a commercial for a company and was asked to smile. He has had so much work done to his face that all he could manage was a grimace, so they changed some of the copy in the ad.

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    Hof - you're useless without your car :)
     
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    This former A list mostly television actor from way back in the day on two hit shows who is supposed to be sober drank himself to a passed out state on a recent flight. His much much younger girlfriend wasn’t with the actor and he made short work of a half dozen mini-bottles before popping a pill and passing out.

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