David Letterman retirement update.

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  1. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    I think Howard at this point is senile. I'm listening to the West Coast feed and he actually said that he's going to talk to David Letterman about coming over to these channels to do a half hour show. What is he going to do a co anchor with Riley Martin? what a lunatic!
     
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    You left out a major part....if he will work for plugs.....Hmus pays for nothing.


    And....this is just another great idea from his little notebook that will never happen, not now, not ever. Hell he won't even pay "Evil" David Letterman.
     
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    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    He could sell drawings like Riley.
     
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    You fucking kidding? ??

    Wow

    Just


    Wow
     
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    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    No more Bullshit true story.
     
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    Narcissist Personality Disorder

    Can lie without even thinking about it
     
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    Pretty sure Letterman's retirement will consist of doing shit with his son, hanging out with his racing team, and visits to the cardiologist.
     
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    http://www.cbspressexpress.com/cbs-entertainment/releases/view?id=42381

    CBS’s “LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN” ANNOUNCES ITS STAR-STUDDED LINEUP OF GUESTS FOR DAVE’S FINAL 28 “LATE SHOW” BROADCASTS, BEGINNING MONDAY, APRIL 13

    The Biggest Names in Entertainment Will Make Their Final Appearances with Letterman, Including Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, Billy Crystal,

    Robert Downey, Jr., Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Michael J. Fox, Tom Hanks,

    Jack Hanna, Kevin James, Scarlett Johansson, Michael Keaton, Steve Martin,

    Bill Murray, Sarah Jessica Parker, Don Rickles, Julia Roberts, Ray Romano,

    Paul Rudd, Jerry Seinfeld, Martin Short, Howard Stern, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Oprah Winfrey, Elvis Costello, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer,

    Mumford and Sons and Tom Waits

    David Letterman, the longest-running host in late night history at 33 years, will begin his final 28 broadcasts of the LATE SHOW tonight, with a star-studded lineup of entertainment guests making their final appearances with him. As previously announced, his final LATE SHOW broadcast is Wednesday, May 20 (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

    Some of the biggest names in entertainment will make their final appearances with Letterman over the next six weeks, including George Clooney, Robert Downey, Jr., Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Tom Hanks, Jack Hanna, Scarlett Johansson, Michael Keaton, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Sarah Jessica Parker, Don Rickles, Julia Roberts, Ray Romano, Paul Rudd, Jerry Seinfeld, Martin Short, Howard Stern, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Oprah Winfrey, The Avett Brothers and Brandi Carlile, Elvis Costello, Dave Matthews Band, Emmylou Harris, Norah Jones, Mumford and Sons, Ralph Stanley and Amos Lee, and many more names to be announced in the coming weeks.

    Guests confirmed for the week of April 13 include Sarah Jessica Parker, 2015 Masters champion Jordan Spieth and music guests Asleep at the Wheel (April 13); Billy Crystal, THE TALK co-host Julie Chen, and country music artist and “50th Academy of Country Music Awards” nominee Chris Stapleton (April 14); Michael J. Fox, actress Amy Sedaris and musical guests Iron & Wine and Ben Bridwell (April 15); Kevin James, comedian Tom Dreesen, and musical guest Tracy Chapman (April 16); and Alec Baldwin and musical guest John Mayer (April 17).

    The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a production of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan and Rob Burnett are the executive producers. Jerry Foley is the director.
     
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    I remember when Letterman use to be funny that was a long long time ago
     
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    At this point, Howie can't even get Evil Dave to do a 30 minute show much less the real David Letterman. Stern really is surrounded by sycophants that blow steam up his ass.
     
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    I'm holding out hope for Colbert. It shouldn't be hard for him to be better than Fallon and Meyers. If not, Kimmel will get all my late night viewing.
     
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    Dave: So what's going on?
    Hmus: Well, there's AGT and there's this little thing that I call a radio show
    Dave: Now are you calling it a little thing, because you only work 2 days a week, 26 weeks a year?
    Hmus: I was understating my value to the market
    Dave: Oh, I didn't get it...so what do you have today for me? Lesbians?
    Hmus: What are you talking about? I brought a kid that can sing the national anthem perfectly through his nose!
    Dave: Well thank you, Alec Baldwin will be here when we get back with his wife doing pregnant tantric yoga.....Paul?
     
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    Looks like an all star line-up of typical, boring interviews.

    I can't wait not to watch.

    It does bother me that Howard still rates a mention on the list.

    He's been a ratings killer and a boring interview for years.
     
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    I remember when I used to listen, Wiggy said he was going to get Charlie Sheen on his channels right when Sheen was peaking. Anyone remember this?
     
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    Let's hope Howard gets bumped again, but this time for Mr. Wizard, one of Letterman's guests on his first show.
     
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    I h8 Howard, and I'm fully aware that his recent appearances on Letterman did shit ratings, but I see it as a nice gesture of "Thanks" from Letterman. When Leno was kicking his teeth in years ago, he could always bank on Howard to pop the ratings. Having a washed up Howard back to say "Thank you" is more of an acknowledgement than sell out Howie will do for Pat Cooper, Jessica Hahn, Gilbert, Judy Tenuta, Crackhead Bob, etc.
     
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    I heard this on the west coast feed also.

    Sure, Letterman will work for free.....ha ha ha

    No, wait $300 a show, paid 90 days later......

    ATTENTION HOWARD STERN:

    David Letterman does NOT need you. He can do a PODCAST, yes PODCAST, and make money without you, you cheap fuck!
     
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    True enough, I get the gesture and, that is nice of Dave but, I doubt that Howard will see it that way.

    Howard will see it as Dave reaching out to him to 'pop' the ratings again.

    Something that hasn't happened in years.
     
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    A Letterman podcast would be a license to print money. Next to no overhead, one hour a week, and he has the stroke to just get one big sponsor for the deal, instead of hocking radio advertised scams like one day fantasy sports or razors or fraud auction sites.
     
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    I can't imagine why a billionaire like Howard would need the ego boost from a lie like this.