David Wells infidelity gets him in trouble

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  1. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    I knew a guy who did roids and used to bruise up easily like that

    not normal
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Take you bites like a man, faggot!
     
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    The photo is upside down, but it looks like he put her in a choke hold and she bit his arm.
    Any comment from the broad yet?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I thought it was his deformed Irish leg...lol
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I don't understand what I'm looking at. Looks like his torso is facing front and his leg is completely twisted around to the back.
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    Wouldn't be the 1st time someone much smaller than him gave him a beat down.

    Beaten, Slurring David Wells Calls 911
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    Here's the 911 call placed by New York Yankees pitcher David Wells moments after he was punched out during a brawl last September in a diner on Manhattan's Upper East Side.

    According to prosecutors, the 6'4", 240-pound athlete was sucker-punched by Rocco Graziosa, a 5'7", 150-pound troublemaker now on trial for assault (during the 911 call, the 39-year-old pitcher describes his assailant as a "fucking Italian, little squatty-body motherfucker").

    On the tape, Wells--who lost two teeth in the fight--repeatedly slurs his words, curses at the operator, and reports, "My emergency is I just got offended" (TSG thinks Wells meant assaulted).

    Below you'll find a transcript of the 911 call and links to the 2:00 tape itself. (1 page)

    Click here to download an MP3 of the Wells 911 call.

    Operator: Police operator 139, what is the emergency?

    Wells: Um, my emergency is I just got offended. I'm on 86th and Third. Uh, actually 86th and First. I'm on...

    Operator: Sir...

    Wells: Gra, Gracie's, Gracie's fucking diner, on 86th and First, alright?

    Operator: 86th and First?

    Wells: Yeah.

    Operator: That's First Avenue?

    Wells: Yeah, sorry.

    Operator: Okay, but that's in Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, or Manhattan?

    Wells: Yes, somebody now, now...

    Operator: Sir, sir, sir...

    Wells: No, fuck the bullshit.

    Operator: Where are you at?

    Wells: I just got my, I just got offended.

    Operator: Are you in Manhattan?

    Wells: Yes, I am, sir.

    Operator: Now what do you mean you've been offended?

    Wells: You know, send the goddamn fucking cops...

    Operator: Hello, sir...

    Wells: I, I just...

    Operator: What is going on over there?

    Wells: Send the fucking cop. Nine motherfucking one one.

    Operator: What's going on over there?

    Wells: Just now...

    Operator: What's going on?

    Wells: I just got, I just got my teeth knocked in, alright?

    Operator: Okay. You need an ambulance?

    Wells: Nope. But I need assistance. You know what, don't fucking make me...

    Operator: Who, uh, do you know who hit you?

    Wells: Yeah, I know who hit me. He's in there, uh, eating his dinner.

    Operator: He's inside right now.

    Wells: You know what...this is fucking bullshit. Send the, send the goddamn cop right now...

    Operator: Hello, sir, sir, stop cursing.

    Wells: Nine one one.

    Operator: Now, can you describe him?

    Wells: Send the cop.

    Operator: Sir, can you describe him?

    Wells: 86th and First. Send the cop, please.

    Operator: Can you describe him, sir?

    Wells: Yeah, he's a fucking, he's a mula, he's a fucking Italian, little squatty-body motherfucker, alright?

    Operator: What's your name?

    Wells: David Wells.

    Operator: What's the phone number?

    Wells: I don't know, I'm on the corner.

    Operator: What's the phone number you're calling from?
     
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    Johnny, you know what to do.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Million dollar arm...five cent head.
    Nuke Laroosh brought to life...always was a total head case.
     
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    Domestic violence jokes are always funny.

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    Seven or eight years ago I decided to try water skiing after not having done it in 20+ years. As the boat was pulling me up I fell foward. My nose and my right shin touched. Those two body parts hadn't been that close in 20+ years. I felt a pull in the back of my leg. To make a long story short, I pulled a ham string (severely). The back of my leg looked like that picture for about three weeks.
    That was my last attempt at water skiing.
     
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    @tiger woods
     
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    I thought it was his leg too
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Stern related as it deals with cheating on your wife...

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    She looks like the White Wendy Williams.