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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    The Iphone 5....thats all


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  2. gilaet

    gilaet keep walkin Staff Member

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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    That was so fucked up.
     
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    an ObamazPhone?
     
  5. Kanye West

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    settle down froggert
     
  6. HAL

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    shut the fuck up Kanye West
     
  7. Kanye West

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    suck my dick HAL
     
  8. Oderus

    Oderus Not So Mad Anymore VIP

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    When I was a kid, we were camping out in my friend's front yard. (Go with me here...)

    My friends older brother says, "Our neighbor's name is Curtis." I nodded. He stuck his head outta the tent and yelled "CURTIS IS A MOTHERFUCKER." We all laughed. Then my friends parents came out and yelled at my friends brother and he didn't get to sleep in the tent with us.

    The point of the story is, Hal is like Curtis and, therefore, a mother fucker.
     
  9. HAL

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  10. Kanye West

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    ill bet you a dollar HAL didnt read all of that
     
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    dont make the Hal horny
     
  12. HAL

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    HAL dont read
     
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    HAL cant read
     
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    HAL dropped out of school.
     
  15. Kanye West

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    HAL so stupid
     
  16. HAL

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    HAL has Kool Aid in the freezer
     
  17. Kanye West

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    HAL is a dope
     
  18. Kanye West

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    you know what, no more HAL

    fuck HAL
     
  19. gwartney

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    When I was a little kid, I was camping in the back yard of my best friend, Blake. His older sister came out and showed us her pussy and let us touch it. I don't remember Blake being involved but i don't remember him not.
     
  20. Kanye West

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    This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!











































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    Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit! Swear to God.