Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Nov 14, 2012.
The Iphone 5....thats all
That was so fucked up.
settle down froggert
shut the fuck up Kanye West
suck my dick HAL
When I was a kid, we were camping out in my friend's front yard. (Go with me here...)
My friends older brother says, "Our neighbor's name is Curtis." I nodded. He stuck his head outta the tent and yelled "CURTIS IS A MOTHERFUCKER." We all laughed. Then my friends parents came out and yelled at my friends brother and he didn't get to sleep in the tent with us.
The point of the story is, Hal is like Curtis and, therefore, a mother fucker.
ill bet you a dollar HAL didnt read all of that
dont make the Hal horny
HAL dont read
HAL cant read
HAL dropped out of school.
HAL so stupid
HAL has Kool Aid in the freezer
HAL is a dope
you know what, no more HAL
When I was a little kid, I was camping in the back yard of my best friend, Blake. His older sister came out and showed us her pussy and let us touch it. I don't remember Blake being involved but i don't remember him not.
This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!
The best part of the story is.......................
Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit! Swear to God.