Dawg and Monk: Petition to have jackie spanked!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Fucker stole my avatar! I keep scrolling along threads, then randomly wondering why I said some stupid shit, until I notice that Linda Blair is sucking a cock in the avatar instead of appropriately vomiting.

    That's identity theft! I propose he get tossed into TO, and appropriately spanked for such an infraction.

    I thank you both in advance for dealing with this out-of-line ruffian. :hat:
     
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    It's not called "TO" here. :coffee:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You're also jealous that Linda Blair is sucking a dick and you aren't. :coffee:
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    what's it called?
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I can suck a dildo at any point I choose.......he should've at least made it a real penis. I'd stare at that for hours.
     
  6. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Crossbar Hotel
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    The pink dildo is his shtick.
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Soooooo, I should've said "CH" him?

    BTW: why are you up at this ungodly time P-B?
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I'm going to go shower now and then go to work. This is my usual routine.
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Hope your day rocks, doll. :kiss:
     
  11. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    A better question is what are you doing up Slippy?
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm angry. Very, very angry. I don't sleep well when I'm angry.

    I toss and turn and think of evil things to do to the person that made me angry. I've been up since 3:30.
     
  13. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I have two things to be thankful for.

    1. Slippy's not mad at me.
    2. I'm 800 miles away.
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm pretty good at containing and directing it, anymore. Sometimes it bleeds out a little, but on the whole........I stuff it down inside and try to disregard it.

    It's still in there though......hence my sleeping issues. It's been quite some time since somebody has angered me this much.

    It ALWAYS makes it way to the surface, eventually. I have a friend who keeps bail money set aside for me, just for safety's sake.
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    bump - the boy needs to be taken to task!

    That's an Ivan original, and he has sullied it!
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This totally needed its own thread
     
  17. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    It's kind of an honor to have Jackie dildo your avatar.
     
  18. Satori Brah

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    wha happen?
     
  19. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    My pussy is so moist right now, I wish Jackie would come over and make me squirt(which is not pee) across the room, MMMMMMMM.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It's not pee