Dawg and Mutt are the same person.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Groucho Marx, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Groucho Marx

    Groucho Marx Well-Known Member

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    Think about it.


    • A mutt IS a dog
    • Mutt is a long time fan of the HSS who is probably just as annoyed by the current show as we are
    • Mutt needs the SFRT and SFN so he can't publicly talk shit about the show or divulge his real opinions
    • Mutt created the Dawg persona on SFN a while back so he could post his opinions freely
    • Mutt created Dawgsalooon.com while SFN was down
    • Now Mutt can make money from both sites knowing that SFN is on its death bed and he can have a haven for fans of the show to post their real opinions without Howard getting his panties in a bunch

    You heard it here first.

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  2. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Mankind from Lewng Island, you're ewn the air!
     
  4. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    I think Dawg has some ability making gifs and using Photoshop, though.

    Mutt's only talent is massaging Howard's balls.
     
  5. Brokenbad

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    Pope Plaaaaeeeeeze!
     
  6. harlock

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    then who the fuck is this guy?
     
  7. shitcunt

    shitcunt Well-Known Member

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    What's scary is this doesn't sound too crazy. Dawg even welcomes the SFN mods over here with open arms.
     
  8. knu3421

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    Mutt and dawg are elvis
     
  9. tom oneal

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    sage

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  10. knu3421

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    Snoopy and spuds Mackenzie are the same
     
  11. MGD

    MGD Active Member

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    Not likely
     
  12. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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  13. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Lets see:

    Dawg keeps the Saloon open and running without interruption, SFN is usually down multiple times a day
    Howard, Beth, Howard's family, and "VIPS" are offered no protection on the Saloon
    Dawg lives in a different state than Mutt
    Dawg can write coherant sentences and actually participates in the board
    I was IP banned at SFN and am a mod here.
     
  14. shitcunt

    shitcunt Well-Known Member

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    The plot thickens.
     
  15. LessMoonbeams

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    Dawg had this site up and runnin when the other joint
    was at its apex
     
  16. Groucho Marx

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    If I were Mutt/Dawg, I'd have extra accounts handy in case I wanted to be my own alibi too.
     
  17. Spazzmatazz

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    Boy...
    Gimme sumpin' to hit you wiff!
    I've heard the King of All Pranksters on the radio, and I've heard Dawg on the phone. Dawg's just Mr. Laid Back while Mr Prankster raves like he needs a tranquilizer dart..
    I hope this clears things up for you.
    I doubt either are narcs...

    [video=youtube;ISrJ6DN0F4U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISrJ6DN0F4U[/video]
     
  18. IHateHoward2

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    Could the Mob change the parade route, Bill, or eliminate the protection for the President? Could the Mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back? Could the Mob get the FBI the CIA and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigation? Could the Mob appoint the Warren Commission to cover it up? Could the Mob wreck the autopsy? Could the Mob influence the national media to go to sleep? And since when has the Mob used anything but .38's for hits, up close? The Mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude. Assassins need payrolls, orders, times, schedules. This was a military-style ambush from start to finish... a coup d'etat, with Lyndon Johnson waiting in the wings.We've all become Hamlets in our country, children of a slain father-leader whose killers still possess the throne. The ghost of John F. Kennedy confronts us with the secret murder at the heart of the American Dream. He forces on us the appalling questions: Of what is our Constitution made? What are our lives worth? What is the future of a democracy where a President can be assassinated under suspicious circumstances while the machinery of legal action scarcely trembles? How many more political murders disguised as heart attacks, suicides, cancers, drug overdoses? How many plane and car crashes will occur before they are exposed for what they are? Hitler always said, "the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it".

    oops, sorry. wrong conspiracy theory
     
  19. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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  20. Spazzmatazz

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