Dawg do you do landscapping?

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  1. baltimore mike

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    I need my lawn cut
     
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    Mow it yourself, you lazy bastard.
     
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    I need some trimming and edging as well
     
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    I'll be doing all of that shit in 100 degree weather in a couple of hours. My neighbor across the street mows in pitch dark when it's cooler.
     
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    Are his lines straight?
     
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    He has St Augustine grass and it doesn't show the lines so much because it's so coarse. He doesn't miss anything though.
     
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    Is his turban dirty?
     
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    Ignore test. :hole:
     
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    fump
     
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    is that dawg?
     
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    when i heard it was only going to be in the low 100s next week. i smiled.

    finally some relief from the heat.
     
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    I had to fire my gardeners last week. They mutilated 4 sprinklers in one day. It was me who had to dig them up and replace them.
     
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    How are they mutilating them?
     
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    How are they mutilating them?
     
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    Baltimore Mike has bitch-slapped Schmoopy and Dawg on the same weekend.
     
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    Hacking off the top with the lawnmower or weed whacker. Then when the sprinklers come on, the water shoots 20 ft into the air. It's destroyed and needs replacement after that.
     
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    :owned:

    Seriously though, why didn't you make them replace them?