DAWG, Gluten-Free Update! I've Been On It 4 Months. GTFIH...

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    when you get the chance.

    It's been pretty easy to adhere to, but I like to cook, and this diet's easiest if you eat almost ZERO processed food (like almost anything in a box is out, but there can be exceptions). At the butcher shop here they'll trim one double chicken breast into 5-6 nice filets. I've been just cast-iron pan frying those on high heat and the tiniest bit of olive oil...they are seared just like outside within 5 minutes, and I add them to a nice salad I buy from the best local grow...they have a warehouse open near Hillsborough Ave and 275.

    Bottom-line it has fixed and or certainly eased the symptoms of certain things, and I just feel better. Celiac Disease, a gluten-triggered, life-threatening disease runs in all families like mine, almost full Irish parents. There are a few things (a lot, actually) that hide gluten, including some medications, so learning everything is a bit of a process, but worth it.

    Give it a shot, DAWG! You might feel better. But you have to say good-bye to regular bread, though; gluten is the good shit that makes bread so spongy and chewy, and awesome. But I had a GF sausage, onions, and peppers yesterday that I wrapped in a corn tortilla I heated-up on high in a tiny cast-iron pan (cast-iron is the shit, bro; just get it coated with enamel and you'll have it forever). The corn tortillas were Mission, and came 24 to a pack, so obviously tacos would be gf too.

    And for the "gay and faggot" crowd, remember how you never heard about sleep apnea or the machines they sleep with except within the last 10-14 years? Whel gluten-intolerance/Celiac Disease is where sleep apnea was those 10-12 years ago...you're going to be hearing a lot about the dangers of gluten soon, and it's nod a fad or bullshit. Gluten is bad shit in very many people.
     
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    Gay and faggit
     
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    tldr
     
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    1,2,potato
     
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    Better have your house checked for radon!
     
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    How soon we forget.


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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You know, back in my day, eating food was like a Western, because that was years ago.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Seriously though my cousin has it and he had some of his intestines cut out. He spent tons of time in the hospital when he was a little guy.
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    He's fine now. He's a flaming homosexual and he and his life partner have a huge pool in their back yard with a tile decoration on the bottom spelling out their initials. It's very Hollywood.
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    tell us about your peanut allergy and fibromyalgia next you weak gutted faggit.
     
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    Fad. I have known a ton of broads who have gone gluten free just to be popular and be doing the new cool thing. If you seriously need it, do it, but I don't think there is any evidence backing up that gluten is bad for us as a whole.
     
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    Sounds like he woulda been better off letting the "illness" take him in his youth.
     
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  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this trip to my taint faggit eats some whole wheat bread, farts a few times, and concludes he has celiac disease. :jj:
     
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    Bro thinks OP is eating like a fairy.
     
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    I'm gluten free.. please call me a faggit. :cool:
     
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