Dawg I Deserve the sweet release of not posting here

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ritalin Melt, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    By your swift hand of justice

    You will shoot anyone who will ask you for their postings to be deleted?

    now i don't desire the not having my posts deleted

    i seek the addictied hands to be shot dead, so i can finally leave

    im addicted to the site and need to be shot dead

    i cant just stop posting and have my account

    i need to be shot dead so i cant post

    please dawg please

    Delete my postings for me?

    i will always love this place for posting

    and posting here will stay in my heart forever

    may i just have a little silence from you all so i can hear the grass in the windy meadow as stand here awainting my sweet bliis and swift justice

    awaiting execution for freedom from my addiction

    i aill miss you all posters

    and thank you dawg monk hockeygirl elias gil etc.

    see you all in the afterlife, maybe we can all post together in heaven

    off to wait for my sweet deadining
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  3. Swayze

    Swayze Guest

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    Fap fap fap
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg suicide by inappropriate request for mod!!!
     
  5. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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  6. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    please mercifull mods who i adore

    i need the sweet release from posting
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Stop it. :fil:
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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  9. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    It was my Benny Hill posting wasn't it?
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    you did this shit once already when you posted your password. :wtf:
     
  11. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    no lol didn't even take into my memory banks
     
  12. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    "may i just have a little silence from you all so i can hear the grass in the windy meadow as stand here awainting my sweet bliis and swift justice"




    hey Mario.
     
  13. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    well i was a mistake to come back

    i was shot dead why was it unset?

    why am i back?
     
  14. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    GP2 redux
     
  15. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    whatever pilon deflect deflect

    kiss ass
     
  16. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Enough drugs today.
     
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    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    Monk you can dead me

    i no longer wish to post here anymore

    can you please dead my account for me please

    with all respects
     
  19. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    enough is dead when im off this site
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Dear LCBO and Beerstore:

    *insert the rest of the words here*