Dawg: I just jizzed into a tissue.

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    It was so intense it gave me hemorrhoids. I didn't use Lebron James as inspiration though.
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Probably a virus from your PP looking at porn.
     
  3. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Wait...I thought PP was penis provider. :facepalm:
     
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    It are
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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