Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Mar 30, 2013.
when we talked on the phoce a few hours ago enjoy!
Have to excuse the few bites taken out of em, dawg.
I approve of this blossoming friendship. Dawg is a good man and will be a positive influence on you, Mike. Your old cam-whore crew were a bunch of ruffians. They were just dragging you down.
im going to dawgs dude ranch in aug
Awesome pal. That's quite nice of him to invite you down. Are you going to buy some cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat so you'll fit in before you go? You can't show up down there looking like a guy from Baltimore. That just won't fly.
i sure am! dawg kept me on the phone for 43 mins hes gonna get me fired!
Well if that happens, maybe he can give you a job on his dude ranch. You said you wanted out of Maryland anyway. This might be a blessing in disguise!
Have you seen the size of Moike's head? We're talking 43 gallon hat minimum.
this could work!!!!!!!
im kind of a city slicker though
Mike has an in with the girl who works at the big and tall shop. She'll custom order a nice hat for him, and at cost. She's sweet on him.
Not anymore, Mike. You're a cowboy now.
i think she wants my lwc
lwc=little white cock
Maybe you two should get married, move to Texas, and start a new life together.
Think about it...
dawgs my bff
Texas Mike has a nice ring to it.
This might be destiny calling