Dawg i mailed out those crab cakes you ask me for

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    when we talked on the phoce a few hours ago enjoy!
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    stump
     
  3. Dick Gozinya

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    Have to excuse the few bites taken out of em, dawg.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I approve of this blossoming friendship. Dawg is a good man and will be a positive influence on you, Mike. Your old cam-whore crew were a bunch of ruffians. They were just dragging you down.
     
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  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    im going to dawgs dude ranch in aug
     
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    :quote:Crab cakes:quote:
     
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    Awesome pal. That's quite nice of him to invite you down. Are you going to buy some cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat so you'll fit in before you go? You can't show up down there looking like a guy from Baltimore. That just won't fly.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    i sure am! dawg kept me on the phone for 43 mins :jj: hes gonna get me fired!
     
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    Well if that happens, maybe he can give you a job on his dude ranch. You said you wanted out of Maryland anyway. This might be a blessing in disguise!
     
  11. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Have you seen the size of Moike's head? We're talking 43 gallon hat minimum.
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    this could work!!!!!!!
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    im kind of a city slicker though
     
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    Mike has an in with the girl who works at the big and tall shop. She'll custom order a nice hat for him, and at cost. She's sweet on him.
     
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    Not anymore, Mike. You're a cowboy now.
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    i think she wants my lwc
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    lwc=little white cock
     
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    Maybe you two should get married, move to Texas, and start a new life together.

    Think about it...
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    dawgs my bff
     
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    Texas Mike has a nice ring to it.
    This might be destiny calling