Dawg: If I win Powerball I will miss you

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Cuz you guys will never see my fat ass again :cheer:
     
  2. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Can I be a hanger-on? I'm cool. Trust me.
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Bullshit!
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Why would you have to leave :dontknow:
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    At least you'd be able to afford your own Xbox!
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You could afford Taco Bell, a housekeeper and toilet paper :yay:
     
  7. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    You wont go anywhere.
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    You could maybe even spring for a new fangled stove as well.
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm in 4 different pools
     
  11. redshirt

    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    As well as a spice rack that isn't attached to it
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Are you threatening Dawg? That is how I read it. Just to be sure, I forwarded the thread to the FBI.
     
  13. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    In that case, hope you win.
     
  14. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    you'll still be around: you will never go so far away that you can't get to a fast food place. as long as you can get junk food you will still be here.
     
  15. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    no more Chriza and out late night food talk

    :nocheer:
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    A week away tops.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    If I bother you so much, put me on ignore, genius :facepalm:
     
  18. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    This

    :bigcry:
     
  19. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Chriza, let's be realistic. You would be here 24/7 if you didn't have to work.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :words: