Dawg, I'm considering getting Gold membership again, but I have a few questions first

Discussion in 'Hoochie Bin' started by garypagetwo, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    - Is getting constantly harassed by mods and having all my threads spammed by them a first-month exclusive feature, or is it part of the standard Gold package?

    - Will I still have the pleasure of having my posts, sig, and nickname edited by the mods, or does that cost extra?

    - I was unfortunately forced to put some people on my ignore list during my time as a gold member, and I noticed they could still actually post harassing messages, spam, etc in my threads, and PM me also. NOw that Ive experienced it I dont think I can live without it, so is that a feature of the exclusive GOLD membership, or can I still be harassed by people I have on ignore as a non paying member?

    - I had to PM you a few times about important things, Dawg, and each time instead of actually responding, you just invited a bunch of people to the conversation to have them harass me. Is this something you only do for Gold members, or can I have this wonderful experience as a regular vip- or non paying member also? I really wouldnt want to miss out on that.

    - Aside from getting constantly harassed by the mods, having my threads spammed to death, having an ignore feature that doesnt work, etc, and having you ignore me outright, what would you say is the biggest selling point of the allmighty Gold membership? Im really on the fence so just give me one good answer and Ill practically be sold.

    Thanks in advance
     
  2. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Dawg & Gilaet are really busy golfing with BethSucks. Can I help you Gary?
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    No thats fine, Ill wait.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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  5. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Don't overlook that warm glow of satisfaction you get when you support a site that has brought you so much joy & happiness. :hippie:
     
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    It's time to grow up, gary, you lutefisk marvin poofter.
     
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    imagine if i made this...



    oh nevermind :D
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Not in the mood for your shit today, Gary.
     
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    gay sex
     
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    Gary, Dawg specifically told me that in lieu of a cash payment he would also accept a photo of you holding a hard boiled egg in your anus.

    You can post the photo in this thread free of penalty.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    When are you releasing your next song Gary?
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I'll swallow any dude's load. Garypagetwo style.:cool:


    :D
     
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    Mmmmm Roast beef.
     
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    Gary brings up valid points.
     
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    Another day, another meltdown.
     
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