Dawg. I'm going to need a more precise time for this 30 minute outage.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    How about you give me the phone number for the server guy, and I'll get hostile with him on the phone, and make him do it at 3am. :smile:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dave you can always DVR Matlock
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What the fuck is Matlock, baldy?
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Someone needs to get us some answers.
     
  5. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    dawg time to ban your stress makers like the op. :smile:
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'll threaten the server guy by grabbing him by the back of his neck, and smashing his head into the servers, while screaming at him to make Dawgs Shed work NOW!!
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh no :(


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  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Says the guy who STILL badmouthes the site on the reg. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    quit trying to sound like shitty. :coffee:
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    I do outage work in the maintenance window 10pm-6am. Of course us union trained professionals are on a higher level so I guess it's understandable.
     
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    just go full bongpipe during the outage, you'll be fine
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Did you see that smoking wax youtube I posted?

    :smile:
     
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    What kind of rack has a UPS? Are we not in a SSAE16 DataCenter with generators? Do these servers not have dual power inputs? I demand answers.....

    Naw, I don't care .... Do what ya gotta do .....
     
  14. Maschine Zeit

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    dave can't even smoke the stuff because of his job. truth.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

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    Even if not, as a union trained professional I would h-tap the new power to prevent downtime. That's just me though.
     
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    :grouch:
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hey bro, how about you stop being so fucking creepy.

    :c
     
  18. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    I did, but I stopped smoking weed after graduating from college. I, ahem, grew up.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Now you just drink pure poison on the reg. :smile:


    Weed>>>>>Alcohol.
     
  20. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    uh, no I don't

    but thanks for playing