Dawg: I'm having a bit of an issue.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm sorry to be a pain.

    Randomly when I go to hit a different thread, or refresh to see follow-up comments, random sites open up from here.

    This has been happening for ... I don't know, a couple or few months now? Maybe longer. I cleaned out my own system and checked my ad-block.

    this is the last one that opened up, when I read a thread and tried to hit the second page:

    https://ezincometoday.com/??=SpecialOffer&publisher=TVAN&sub_id=EZIncome_CA_DISP

    There's also a game that keeps opening up a new window. I can show you that one likely before the end of the night if I hang out here for the evening.

    If it's on my end, I'd appreciate any tips. :hat: Thanks in advance.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I'm sure there's a shed joke here. I'll be back.
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I think you have some type of computer virus, no problem here.
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Virus from somebody surfing porn on your computer.
     
  6. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    pipe down
     
  7. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    PORN ALERT!!!! :nooo:
     
  8. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Scan your machine for viruses and malware. You'll find plenty. :hat:
     
  9. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Your bf put viruses on your computer when he was watching porn.
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :facepalm:

    Seems like the consensus is in. :facepalm:

    My bad - anybody got free links to updated malware before I try searching blindly? I have malware, but I haven't updated it in sometime. Every time I try the virus search, it never ends and nothing is found.

    I think I may just be behind on my updates? Does that make sense?
     
  11. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    Liar.
     
  12. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    bigger problem is your deficiency in your chaos daily allowance. :cool:
     
  13. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Try clearing history and flushing DNS.
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    clean the jizz out of the keyboard
     
  15. newcastlefan

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    the answer is very simple: you have windoze. Steve Jobs ghost is taking revenge from beyond the grave for abandoning Apple.
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Slippy, if you want to bang me all you gotta do is ask. No need to go through all these charades to get my attention.
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    www.malwarebytes.com
     
  18. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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