Dawg: I'm having a bit of an issue.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Last night I took a shit but I was out of toilet paper so I used the cover of the Sports Illustrated with Lebron James on it and today my ass hurts :(
     
  2. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Reboot your router and unplug your computer for about three days. Maybe four. See if everything feels better then.
     
  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Lebron is hung.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I think I gave myself a 'roid I'm fuckin serious
     
  5. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Was he caught making googly eyes at Massa's daughter again?
     
  6. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    Paper cuts on the ass hurt
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Take the money you were going to spend on a housekeeper and buy some damn toilet paper and preparation H, fool! :grad:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You're smart. Should I be worried about a cleaning lady being in my house while I'm gone?

    She's white :dontknow:
     
  9. jackie the jerk

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    Answered your own question
     
  10. Shine

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    you have nothing
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Not if she's insured and bonded. Ask. Also, maybe think about finding a cute young cleaning girl. My brother used to fuck ours, without our knowledge, of course.
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Jackie the jerk again :jj:
     
  13. FatKidSullivan

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    Why would you use the cover when there are softer pages inside the magazine?
     
  14. wanker

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    should change thread to u have no tissue
     
  15. wanker

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    much funnier
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She's not bonded. She has a very nice professional site. She's a little older and married.
     
  17. wanker

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    Lebron scores - off the rim
     
  19. zhukov

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    LeBron slam dunks into Chriza's backboard
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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