Dawg invited me to his dude ranch this summer

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    i think i may go
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You can't afford tolls for the bridges.

    You ain't going to shit.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    im flying old man
     
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    I'd rather go to a whore ranch
     
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    Dude Ranch :jj:
     
  6. Dream Theater

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    Who's the whore in your av Mike?
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You know he has a secret tunnel that goes under the Rio Grande. He smuggles his "guests" under the river to Mexico and ships them as sex slaves to Asia and points beyond. How do you think he can afford to run this site?
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    Like I said, you can't even afford bridge tolls, so you ain't goin' no where.

    Fly?!! You couldn't afford a bag of peanuts.
     
  9. baltimore mike

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    macks wife
     
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    Damn she's hot. Good job Mack.
     
  12. baltimore mike

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    He said i can stay a week
     
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    :jj:
     
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    non homo dude ranch
     
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    At least not until you get there. :c
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    does he have horses you can ride ?
     
  19. gwartney

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    There'd be a line of vaqueros with their dick out at the foot of your bed.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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