Dawg invited me to his dude ranch this summer

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i think i may go
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You can't afford tolls for the bridges.

    You ain't going to shit.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    im flying old man
     
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    I'd rather go to a whore ranch
     
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    Dude Ranch :jj:
     
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    Who's the whore in your av Mike?
     
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    You know he has a secret tunnel that goes under the Rio Grande. He smuggles his "guests" under the river to Mexico and ships them as sex slaves to Asia and points beyond. How do you think he can afford to run this site?
     
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    Like I said, you can't even afford bridge tolls, so you ain't goin' no where.

    Fly?!! You couldn't afford a bag of peanuts.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    macks wife
     
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    Damn she's hot. Good job Mack.
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    He said i can stay a week
     
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    :jj:
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    non homo dude ranch
     
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    At least not until you get there. :c
     
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    does he have horses you can ride ?
     
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    There'd be a line of vaqueros with their dick out at the foot of your bed.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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