Dawg invited me to his dude ranch this summer

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    i think i may go
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    You can't afford tolls for the bridges.

    You ain't going to shit.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    im flying old man
     
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    I'd rather go to a whore ranch
     
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    Dude Ranch :jj:
     
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    Who's the whore in your av Mike?
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You know he has a secret tunnel that goes under the Rio Grande. He smuggles his "guests" under the river to Mexico and ships them as sex slaves to Asia and points beyond. How do you think he can afford to run this site?
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    Like I said, you can't even afford bridge tolls, so you ain't goin' no where.

    Fly?!! You couldn't afford a bag of peanuts.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    macks wife
     
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    Damn she's hot. Good job Mack.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    He said i can stay a week
     
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    :jj:
     
  14. baltimore mike

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    non homo dude ranch
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    At least not until you get there. :c
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    does he have horses you can ride ?
     
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    There'd be a line of vaqueros with their dick out at the foot of your bed.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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