Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DryOatmeal, Feb 5, 2011.
Ya he is a good guy!!!
I don't care if he's a
Dawg taught me how to play poker!!
Schmoopy taught me how to masterbate!!
The finger in the Butt Mcgillicutty ?
Is Dristan involved?
Schmoopy leads by example
Anybody get Jackie's newsletter? Best joke this edition:
Mrs. Flebble has a baby, and it's just a head. Nothing but a head. That's all it is, a head. So what's she gonna do, she puts it at the top of the stairs, on a table, facing out the window. It's the least she can do. For years and years, the head just sits there, on the table, facing out the window. Finally one day, after eighteen years, the phone rings. She answers it, and it's the hospital.
Her doctor says, "Mrs. Flebble, there's been a terrible accident. Someone was decapitated. But we saved the body, and we can put your head...well, not your head...but your head's head...the head you have at home, we can put it on top of the body, and you can have a regular son after all these years."
Needless to say, Mrs. Flebble is tickled pink.
She goes running up the stairs and says, "Bobby! Bobby! I've got the most wonderful surprise for you!"
He says, "I hope it's not another fucking hat."
That is pretty funny