Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 18, 2013.
Lifetime supporter status
That's definitely the "over"
Did Schmoopy buy that for you?
based on your diet I'd say he's being generous
I'm only going to live to fucking 52?!?!
Not if you don't start eating better.
Yer hair died in itzz 20's...
I had a sandwich and a cup of soup today
My hair was stillborn
And on that day I will say, "Chirza, is about to die!"
Can I come to the funeral and hit on the widow Chriza?
Dude that's my mom's birthday too not cool
OP humblebragging about his lifetime supporter status.
Lifetime =20 years
From the Obituary: "In lieu of flowers please make donations to the following:KFC, Carl's Jr., Taco Bell, Subway, and Safeway."
I'd bang chriza's mom.
Ankles pinned behind her ears.
No doggy style.