Dawg knows when I'm going to die

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    That's definitely the "over"
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Did Schmoopy buy that for you?
     
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    based on your diet I'd say he's being generous
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm only going to live to fucking 52?!?! :pissed:
     
  6. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Not if you don't start eating better.
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yer hair died in itzz 20's...
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had a sandwich and a cup of soup today :dontknow:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My hair was stillborn
     
  10. fletchman71

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    And on that day I will say, "Chirza, is about to die!"
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  11. P-B

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  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Can I come to the funeral and hit on the widow Chriza?
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Grow up.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude that's my mom's birthday too not cool
     
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    OP humblebragging about his lifetime supporter status. :coffee:
     
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    From the Obituary: "In lieu of flowers please make donations to the following:KFC, Carl's Jr., Taco Bell, Subway, and Safeway."
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    I'd bang chriza's mom.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jesus
     
  20. gilaet

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    Ankles pinned behind her ears.
    No doggy style.
    Classy.