Dawg please change schmoopys name to oreck mike

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Tia
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The Oreck store near my house and the bank where babybear sometimes works is out of business. I smell trouble brewing.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    :hhh:
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    The one near me closed about a year ago.
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    he's going to have to get a job at best buy when the store goes out of business.
     
  6. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    We just lost one six months ago. :jj:
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I would pay money to make this happen.
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    what will he do after?
     
  9. Dick Gozinya

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    In the vacuum department. :jj:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I remember this one because it reminded me of Schmoopy. A woman was walking out with her vacuum and the salesman inside was yelling at her before she even got into the store. Now there's paper all over the windows.
     
  11. Dick Gozinya

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    Benzedrex. And then get up and go to work the next day. :funny:
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i can see him working at one of the putt putts in mb
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    They're about to go out of business too.

    Maybe he can get a job in a Amazon distribution warehouse.
     
  14. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That or pretend he knows what he's talking about in the electronics dept. :sarcastic:
     
  15. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Nyet. They do random drug screenings.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It'll be good exercise for him walking up and down the aisles picking shit to ship.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He could work at a gym.
     
  18. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Someone will turn down his sales pitch and he'll call em a shit mult.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Knee deep in balls.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    hes a peter peeker