Dawg, please suspend my account

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    First of all, I'm writing this high on sugar and pizza fats, so please forgive me if it's a bit of a mess.
    A lot of you might have noticed that lately that I've been making a lot more threads than usual, and the quality has seriously been in the shitter. It was a real eye opener for me when yesterday, one of my best friends on here, beatlejews, called me out on it. I've been going through a lot of shit lately, and I'm sorry I've let it affect you guys with my thread and posting diarrhea.

    I want Dawg to suspend my account, and to only let me back once I have a 6pack. I know how incredibly lame that sounds, but I really need this. I'm afraid that I've completely lost control over my thread making urges, and if Dawg doesn't put a stop to it, they'll only keep coming, shittier and dumber than ever.

    I'm pissed off at myself and want to apologize to everyone that I've hurt.

    Once I'm ready to come back, I'll have a way of contacting Dawg to let him know. No six pack = no return.

    Bye guys :) love you all. See you in a while!

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    FUCK OFF FAGGOT

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  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    listen to the man Dawg
     
  4. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    you are strange
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Gay
     
  7. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Just fucking kill yourself already.
     
  8. MatthewT

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    this
     
  9. TagMan

    TagMan Active Member

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    what he said
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Dawg? :(
     
  11. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Wut?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    FUCK OFF FAGGOT


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  13. ralphberries

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    :shit:Totally pathetic gary.:shit:
     
  14. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Well I'm on the Downeaster "Alexa"
    And I'm cruising through Block Island Sound
    I have charted a course to the Vineyard
    But tonight I am Nantucket bound

    We took on diesel back in Montauk yesterday
    And left this morning from the bell in Gardiner's Bay
    Like all the locals here I've had to sell my home
    Too proud to leave I worked my fingers to the bone

    So I could own my Downeaster "Alexa"
    And I go where the ocean is deep
    There are giants out there in the canyons
    And a good captain can't fall asleep

    I've got bills to pay and children who need clothes
    I know there's fish out there but where God only knows
    They say these waters aren't what they used to be
    But I've got people back on land who count on me

    So if you see my Downeaster "Alexa"
    And if you work with the rod and the reel
    Tell my wife I am trawling Atlantis
    And I still have my hands on the wheel

    Now I drive my Downeaster "Alexa"
    More and more miles from shore every year
    Since they tell me I can't sell no stripers
    And there's no luck in swordfishing here.

    I was a bayman like my father was before
    Can't make a living as a bayman anymore
    There ain't much future for a man who works the sea
    But there ain't no island left for islanders like me

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  15. MatthewT

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    and this
     
  16. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Ok.
     
  17. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Hi, sal.
     
  18. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    5 star resignation thread
     
  19. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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