Dawg Shed 100 news: Dont pee on the carpet, a short Q+A with Mr. Warmth

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  1. Skid Marx

    Skid Marx EDITOR IN CHIEF DawgShed News

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    Good evening, This is the first in a series of installments called "don't pee on the carpet, a short Q+A with your bar posters"

    Each week I'll give you and intimate glimpse into the lives of some of your most notorious bar members.

    I lit up a chesterfield and sat down with legendary bar participant Mr. Warmth for a few minutes, he struck me as a very dapper man.

    Q. let our readers know where you reside and how old you really are

    A. I just turned 56 and I called my Mom God bless her in New Jersey from here in South Carolina cuz we should all call our Moms every chance we get.

    Q. How long have you been posting on message boards?

    A. I think I started posting on The Howard Stern Mesaageboard when it first came out. 2004 maybe? 2006? I was Bishop Joey at first. Then I changed it to Joey Lewis after the purge. Later after the Jew cancelled the site I became MrWarmth on SFN.

    Q. What got you here to the formally known dawg pound?


    A. what got me here to the former dawgpound was Buddysgirl at SFN invited here cuz it was an alternate and free wheeling site, not like the internment camp Mutt was running in the other place. I would mainly post over there but when that site would crash every 5 minutes I'd run over here just to vent. When Mutt pulled his infamous Christmas "prank" I said sayonara, fuckface and planted my boots right here. The rest as they say is history.

    Q. You have been here since the beginning, any changes you have noticed in the last four years...good or bad?

    A. I've seen many changes here in the past years. None good. DAWG annoys me with his foolish questions. No. I kid. I kid. This latest upgrade was excellent. Thank you.

    Q. You are usually the author of the very popular morning chat threads, what makes them so successful?


    A. What can I tell you about the success of my chat threads? I put asses in the seats and I'll run away from anybody who wants to challenge me on that. Next?

    Q. What is your relationship with thread regulars nessie and engaged chicken


    A. My relationship with Nessie as you call her and EC is this: If my old man rest his soul taught me anything it's....Treat crazy broads like you're walking on eggshells. I don't wanna say anything more on these two lunatics or there MAY be legal action.


    Q. Who are the thread troublemakers?


    A. There is only ONE thread troublemaker. bill from North Carolina. That boy, ahh say that boy can kill a thread even if he posts a nude pic of Joey Heatherton while telling one of his hahhrible anecdotes. Don't tell anybody I said this though.


    Q. Here is your chance, bash the poster you hate the most

    A. bash the poster I hate the most? I just mentioned bill. There are others but I won't give them the satisfaction of airing their names on MY....MY profile.


    Q. Praise the poster you like the best

    A. Praise the poster I like the best? I hate everybody. The most annoying bunch I've ever seen. Next question....

    Q. Finally, where do you see yourself in five years regarding message boards in general


    A. Where do I see myself in 5 years? Right here. It'll probably cost 50 dollars a month to post here, the way DAWG keeps upping the price on this snuff film of a site.
    Hey. I just kid. It's great here and DAWG is doing a wonderful job. I could gush more over this man but I gotta go pee. Thank you.


    And with that he lifted his right leg and proceeded to urinate on my shag carpet, with a wry smile and look of satisfaction this reporter has rarely seen.

    For the dawg shed 100 news, I'm your bar correspondent Edward R Murrow.

    GOODNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    well there it is.
     
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  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Fuck off, you loser. This is the gayest shit since the E-Capos.
     
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  4. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    not this shit again.
     
  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    @gilaet - end this faggotry now.
     
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  6. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    Q. let our readers know where you reside and how old you really are

    A. I just turned 56 and I called my Mom God bless her in New Jersey from here in South Carolina cuz we should all call our Moms every chance we get.


    :jj:
     
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  7. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    how tall
     
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  8. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Dat niggas old
     
  10. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Great. Schtick interviewing schtick.
     
  11. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    This should be a standard question
     
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  12. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Get a job at the DMV.
     
  13. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Hoping Your News Is Good News, I'm MrWarmth :hw:
     
  14. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Or at like Six Flags or sumpthin
     
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  15. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Edward R Murrow award for message board journalism:

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Its times like this I wish I was illiterate
     
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  17. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    booker at the jail :jj:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I rather enjoyed this read

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  19. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    5'10 No, really :coffee:
     
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  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Who pissed in your coffee this week? You are even more of a miserable cunt this week than ever before if thats even possible. Quick tip, don't like a topic? don't click on it? cool? :pie: