Dawg Shed 100 News: Don't pee on the carpet, a short Q+A with Schmoopy

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  1. Skid Marx

    Skid Marx EDITOR IN CHIEF DawgShed News

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    As he walked Into the room the first thing I noticed was a receding hairline and an indentation in his head, not wanting to get the interview off on the wrong foot I held my tongue, but couldn't help but laugh on the inside....."dent head"
    After a solid handshake and an exchange of pleasentries we began the interview



    Q. Where are you from where are you now and what is your age weight and height

    A. I was born on Long Island, New York. I'm currently in the Redneck Riviera aka Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, overseeing a vacuum empire. I just turned 42 on August 26. I was born on the same day as MrWarmth, but just a half century later. I fluctuate between 190-200 and I'm 6'1". STFU, Oderus!!!!!

    Q. How long have you been posting on message boards

    A. Late July of 2008. The internet hasn't been the same since.:hhh:

    Q. How did you arrive here, I noticed the early start date

    A. Dawg aka Pepper Belly, personally invited me. I was the 20th member to sign-up. Even though Dawg asked me what took so long. I was probably Schmooping somebody at SFN.:shucks:

    Q. You seem to have some super power of detecting mults, learned or God given ability

    A. That's a God given ability, but I don't believe in God, shit mult.

    Q. Youre very enamored with a deputy named fife, long time companion?

    A. That's none of your fucking business, Ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Billy aka Drunk William, claims he's related to him, but I'm more kin to him than Drunk William will ever be!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Q. I've noticed many detractors here, yet this reporter finds you charming, what do you have to say to them?
    A. I've noticed that you didn't add a "?" at the end of most of your questions. :fail:, Eddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
    Detractors????? Everybody loves me IMO.:ucoffee:

    Q. What kind of posting style are you using

    A. I'll never tell!!!


    Q. You have had a dawgshed member call you at your oreck shop in the past, how did this make you feel and did you ever find the culprits

    A. Thadaeus called my store and talked to my father posing as a drug dealer. My father couldn't even understand him because Thadaeus is a marble mouthed spic. Mack, FKS, Baltimore Mike, Super Mario and Rod have called my store without my permission. Very creepy IMO.:ucoffee:

    Q. who is your favorite dawg shed poster
    A. Schmippy is.He's very entertaining even though he's a fucking thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:

    Q. how do you feel about the ever changing dawg shed...good or bad

    A. I appreciate Dawg's dedication unlike Mutt. I just noticed you asked MrWarmth very similar questions. I'm onto you, Ed. You fucking hack!

    Q. You make your political views very public, who should run against Hillary in 2016

    A. I would like to see Michelle Obama change parties and go against her.

    Q. where do you see yourself in five years pertaining to message boards
    I hope to be dead by then.:pray:



    As he was leaving I lobbed a salvo his way, "Hey dent head....don't pee on my carpet on your way out"
    And to nobodies surprise he dropped his pants and took a giant shit right in the foyer.....Well at least it wasn't the carpet

    For the Dawg Shed 100 News I'm your bar correspondent Edward R Murrow

    GOODNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK
     
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  2. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

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    Pics?
     
  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I posted the "I'll Never Tell" Youtube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:
     
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  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    The shit mult insults me. Alert!
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I also posted this at the end....


    [​IMG]:watchingyou:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I use GIMP!
     
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    tricked again? :console:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Ed, rapidly running out of material.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :nojj:
     
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  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You'll never be interviewed.:hw:
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    [​IMG]
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Oh that again. For the fifth time today. :facepalm:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :funny:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    5 star thread IMO.:ucoffee:
     
  16. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    here? no, never.

    Sorry you got duped again, seems like everytime you put yourself out there you get crushed.

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    Omg a zales joke lollollol
     
  20. gwartney

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    Yeah, the zales jokes have just about run their course.