Dawg Shed Confessional

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I did something that I feel kinda dirty about and I need to get this off my chest before I head to bed. I don't know if it was a moment of weakness on my part or I was so happy winning the vcash bet on Schmoopy, but Capt Frank said something funny and I gave him Positive Reps. :facepalm:

    His comment about how the black cock he saw at a crime was magnificent made me lol. I couldn't help but + rep him. I'm so fucking conflicted about this. I wish I could pawn it off on drink or drugs, but I can't. Fuckin guy deserved it. Saying something funny was so out of character that I thought it should be encouraged.

    Anyone else have a Dawg Shed Confession to share, to help clean your conscience?
     
  2. stosh

    stosh Well-Known Member

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    I ate my wifes desert that she brought home from the restaurant and blamed it on the dog tonight.
     
  3. Maddysmom

    Maddysmom Kunt Banned User

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    You just lost the right to question the validity of any thread from this moment forward.
     
  4. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    I came on my wife's face last night,i grabbed a towel,wiped the spit of my dick (and balls) Then threw the towel to her.I confess i'm an asshole!.TRUE STORY!
     
  5. Effigy

    Effigy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Son, we have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of Dawg. My son, for your penance: say 5 "Hail Dawg's" and give CaptainFrank 4 negs with VERY offensive messages. Do this and you will be absolved you of your sins. Now go in peace and sin no more.
     
  6. Beths Arab

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    I went home with home with a bar chick once and we both passed out in her bed until I woke up at 5am with terrible cramps.
    When I sat up to sprint for the john I shit her bed in a big big way.
    She didn't stir at all so I cleaned up,left my underwear in her bath tub and snuck out after raiding her fridge.
    I feel embarrassed to this day about shitting her bed but I have to confess that the stolen chicken was fucking delicious.
     
  7. EndOfLine

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    This is more in line with what expected from wife is a whore. :jj:
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    i've never done anything to be ashamed of....i'm perfect.
     
  9. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    :watchingyou:
     
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    :haha:
     
  11. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    moving to West Palm? :dontknow:'

    The 3 years I spent in Lake Worth were pretty shameful :c
     
  12. Lou Skunt

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    Negged. Hope that helps clear your collective conscience. :hat:
     
  13. Weed

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    One detail could have taken this story from good to great...

    You should have replaced the chicken in her fridge with the ruined underwear.
     
  14. 922Wine

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    You must be parched.
     
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    that's hot.
     
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    I stole baseball cards from a pharmacy in 1980, got caught, and cried my way out of it.
     
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    Not when it comes to picking floor tiles! :c
     
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    fuck! i wish i thought to post that. :ral:
     
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    I used to brush the toilet with my brothers toothbrush.
     
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    nobody cares what you do to your wife. now sub in "chick i met in supermarket ice cream isle" and I am all ears