Dawg Shed Op Ed by Daveindiego, Set Beast-Mode free.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Marshawn Lynch, Running Back for the Seattle Seahawks, is one of the primary components to the team that is competing this Sunday for the NFL Championship. Lynch, also known as 'Beast-Mode' by many fans around NFL cities, is a bruising, crushing back that has averaged over 3.5 yds per carry during his career. He has also been no stranger to controversies during his brief career as well, including alleged assault and DUI charges.

    But this week is all about the hype for this Sundays Super Bowl, which includes mandatory participation in all media availabilities by all the teams players. Non compliance is punishable by up to 50k in fines, which Lynch has previously been fined for not meeting with media per mandatory requirements after games. This week, Lynch is participating. And it hasn't been a pretty site. In fact, it has been awkward. I'm no psychologist, but it sure looks as though Lynch is as far from comfortable as a human can be.

    Perhaps, Mr. Lynch doesn't want to address the media per mandatory requirement because he doesn't feel comfortable. His job is to carry a football, not to provide profound quotes. It has been disappointing to see media ask "What makes Lynch so special to avoid the media", rather than looking deeper into the problem, where we might actually find a mental health issue.

    Yet the media insist on their monkeys dancing.
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    You predicted this
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Summary: We need to do a better job of understanding mental health issues in this world. :grad:
     
  4. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Take Shiv for an example.

    I mean this dude is obviously seriously fucked up in the head, yet we all play along like everythings fine.

    We should be reaching out to Shiv, and asking "Dude, WTF is wrong with you? Pull your shit together!"
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Summary: Stop asking the monkeys stupid sports questions and just let them dance.
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Listen tah Adam Carolla much?
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Wow 3.5 whole yards per carry.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    No. In fact, never.
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Serious though...

    Should I send this piece to the New York Times or the Washington Post? :c
     
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    Many have tried. Its just too late :sad:
     
  12. Shivvy

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    :jj:
     
  13. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    just send them the link from wherever you copied that from
     
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  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I think I'd rather write for the NY Times.

    Washington is a sucky city, but NYC is totally fun.

    :c
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    you and Swifty would do well in DC
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm going to do the site a favor, and write the occasional Op Ed piece.

    Now, don't get carried away excited. I'm not promising an article every Monday and Friday, like my hero Paul Krugman. :smile:
     
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    GUILTY




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  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    of course

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