Dawg, this is how things are done in Texas???

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Texas school district under fire for searching students' underwear for poop: report
    Nearly two dozen children were forced to pull down their pants after feces were found in their Gustine school's gymnasium, KHOU reported. An 11-year-old girl said she tried to refuse the inspection but was forced to undergo it. 'I felt like they violated my privacy,' she told the station.
    BY Nina Golgowski
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 3:52 PM
    [​IMG] KHOU Nearly two dozen elementary school students in Gustine, Texas, were reportedly forced to pull down their pants for an underwear inspection after feces was found in the school's gymnasium.
    Nearly two-dozen elementary school students were reportedly forced to undergo an underwear inspection after feces were repeatedly found on their gymnasium's floor.

    The partial strip search performed in the small town of Gustine, Texas, on Monday has since led to outrage by both students and their appalled parents.

    "I felt uncomfortable and I didn't want to do it," 11-year-old Eliza Medina told KHOU. "I felt like they violated my privacy."

    Eliza's mother, Maria Medina, said the students were separated by gender before they were ordered to "pull down their pants to check them to see if they could find anything," she told the station.

    [​IMG] KHOU Gustine Independent School District Superintendent Ken Baugh (pictured) expressed mutual disagreement on how the investigation was handled.
    "I was furious... I mean, I was furious," Medina told KHOU once she heard what happened at the school located about 90 miles southwest of Fort Worth.

    She expressed understanding that finding feces on the gym's floor is an issue, but so is inappropriately touching their children.

    Eliza said she tried to protest the search but was told it was mandatory.


    The district's superintendent said he does not support the decision made by his staff and he hopes to finish an investigation into what happened on Wednesday.
     
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    did they find the perpetrator? How about setting up a spy cam instead?
     
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    I wonder what type of underwear she was wearing... Is this thing on, robin?
     
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    Fixed....If we're playing theater of the mind.......................
     
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    They should outlaw poop in schools. Then we would all be safe.
     
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    The local cops said this was an easy case to close.......the perp left a shitload of evidence.
     
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    Easy access to poop is is the issue here
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    They do things bigger in Texas
     
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    anal
     
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    Who is the freak that got that assignment to check for shitty underwear?
     
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    I was wondering the same
     
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    I didnt know bisch was from TX. Or worked with children...:nooo:
     
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    The best part of the story for me is when I think about the logic used by the brain trust who ordered the underwear check. Imagine being in the principal's office while they were figuring out what to do...

    Billy Bob: "I made Juventud the janitor pick it up and smell it and he confirmed that it smelled like tater tots and cream corn."

    Reggie Ray: "Only problem there Billy Bob is that half the damn kids in the school ate that in the cafeteria yesterday. How in the tarnation are we supposed to know which one of 'em done it?"

    Principal Darcy: "Whenever my husband Bud gets too drunk at his company picnic, he always walks over and squats down next to our truck and drops a couple logs on the gravel...and you know what? When he takes his shorts off when we get home, they've ALWAYS got a gigantic skid mark running all the way up to the waistband..."

    Billy Bob (with big shit-eating grin): "Are y'all thinking what I'm thinking......?"
     
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    Why are you asking Dawg about this?
    It wasnt dawg poop they found in the gym.
     
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    I've heard this kind of stuff on Alex Jones and used to think he was a little "out there" but don't anymore. (Not just this of course). The bigger picture is they are training children to allow government to do whatever they want.

    This should never be allowed in the real world.
     
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    Shitgate
     
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    How about just cleaning up the shit and moving on with your lives?
    Maybe keep a better eye on these animals in the future?
     
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    We used to get jock strap snap checks in gym class :facepalm:
     
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    smell test should have sufficed