Dawg, what does it feel like to dead someone?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Does it give you an adrenaline rush? Does it make you feel joy? Do you plan it in advance, or just act on impulse? Does it make you hard?
     
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  3. Butcher

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    What time is it in Oslo, Gary?
     
  4. Rod-Stroker

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    How many times have you been killed only to be brought back from the dead ? Gar
     
  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    dont worry about it
     
  6. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Why is @Dream Theater obsessed with you, Gary?
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker She's Really Fucking Mental Gold

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    Reincarnation is a miracle
    I'd say you have been shot dead as high as a dozen times, am I close ?
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    In your case I imagine it's the satisfaction one gets after they flush a huge grinder down the commode.
     
  9. Billy Brown

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    This guy was better when he was putting shoes on his head.
     
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    Do you have a new workout regimen on tap for the new year, Gary?
     
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    I'll bet it's a very impulsive action. Shoot first ask questions later.
     
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    Do you want Dawg to have a boner when he bans you, Gary?
     
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    He wants him to have a boner when he bones him.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It facilitates the process of boning when one has a boner.
     
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    im happy that gary has given up on the Olso bit
     
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    renchfrieswith is Dutch and types with perfect English and no one questions his Dutch-ness. What is it about Gary?
     
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    It feels like cumming inside a nice, wet, tight woman's vagina, Gary.

    Wait, you won't get that analogy...

    It's like shooting your load all over a dog's back.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    A dog's vagina is probably tight, "pro tip."
     
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    Woman, bob. Woman.