Dawg when was the last time you got laid bro?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Apr 25, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Saturday night guy talk thread :cool:



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  2. newcastlefan

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    gary, he is not into effeminate fake Norwegians.
     
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    Gary!!! :wub:
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    Purgatory gary :dance:
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Gary's a fag.
     
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  6. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    The people demand to know, fully erect, are you more than 7 inches?
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  7. Op.

    Op. Shit Mult

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    nor obese fucks like yourself
     
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    Elite post. ^^^^^
     
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    don't be jealous of gary. you could probably get $10 a pop to blow guys in oslo too. think of it as a raise.
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    bro arent you like 400+ lbs?
    Hey girl :p
    youre a fag with your 3 useless diplomas written on toilet paper, i bet you sleep with them and show up to your classes drunk and all the students think youre a psychotic tryhard
     
  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    youre really into the paying for blowjobs thing, almost as much as youre into eating 5 footlong subway sandwiches for dinner
     
  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    So tell me Gary, how long are you going to be on double secret probation???
     
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    no, but OP is, if you happen to like that kind of man. he spends most of his days sucking shit from portable toilets, so dating you will probably be a similar experience for both of you.
     
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    Gary you are an A-list Dawgshed poster in my book.
     
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    you seem to like fantasies, but Dawg isn't going to fuck you.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    The Page is def an A lister
     
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    the obese fuck sure likes his footlongs...he thinks of them as cocks as he is eating them
     
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    Dawg still doesn't want you Gary
     
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    work must be low for you with all this cold weather? not too much call for portable toilets for you to clean?
     
  20. Op.

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    you looking to suck some shit? an obese fuck like you i'm sure likes to suck a lot of shit