Dawgs Breakfast Bar

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Last night I was tossing and turning in the bed my wife asks “What’s wrong with me?” I said dear I need to ask you a question, “Am I hyperbolic?” She said yes because I drink too much coffee. Oh well Lounge Hounds stay warm and give a sad person a hug today.
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    i fucked ur wife
     
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    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    fuck man i go for some hash and eggs right now
     
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    I know, I saw the pictures and laugh.
     
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    Enjoy
     
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    Hey buddy!
     
  9. Butcher

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    You stayin warm?
     
  10. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001 Gold

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    Stop being dopey, jerk-face

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    I'm retarded you JERK
     
  12. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore King Maker VIP

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    Bacon is proof Jews and Muslims don't got no brains. Any religion that would deprive their people of bacon has no place in the modern world.

     
  13. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    This thread sucks worse than a Dollar Store vacuum cleaner
     
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    that bacon needs my cum on it
     
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    I jizzed in my girlfriend's eye last night and she believes that it was an accident on my part.
     
  16. banksy

    banksy Kick butt buzz-cut dickhead VIP

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    did she make a "chinky eyes" face? :D
     
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    banksy Kick butt buzz-cut dickhead VIP

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    ... and it involves long cat. man, that long cat just never gets old! and it's so god damned funny! Every time i see it i laugh, and laugh... :D
     
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    What is long cat?
     
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    Something you ad block.
     
  20. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter

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