Dawg's Breakfast, Monday, the morning after.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by bill, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    13,890
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    59,514
    Likes Received:
    20,459
    Everybody behave or I'll break out travel pictures, so help me!
     
  2. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

    Reputations:
    4,125
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    14,895
    Likes Received:
    6,497
    Good morning everybody! :hw:
     
    bill likes this.
  3. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    13,890
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    59,514
    Likes Received:
    20,459
    Whilst doing research on the plight of MB, I ran across this which I repost without comment

    VA couple caught having sex in public
    Posted: Sep 11, 2015 11:55 PM EDT Updated: Sep 18, 2015 11:55 PM EDT
    [​IMG] A Virginia couple is caught engaging in sex in public. (Source: WTKR;Viewer photos /CNN)
    NORFOLK, VA (WTKR/viewer photos/CNN) - A Virginia woman is facing charges after she was caught having sex with her unconscious boyfriend in an open parking lot during the middle of the day.

    "Everyone wants to be spontaneous," said Earl Palmer, who turned to a reporter. “Not being disrespectful to you. Have you ever been spontaneous?"

    “Not that spontaneous!” the reporter said.

    "Okay,” he said.”But you see my point."

    The woman charged with being drunk in public, Kimberly M. Jackson, said she would not engage in such activity again, but her boyfriend did not rule out another occurrence.

    "I don't know," he said.

    Palmer said they both had needs. “It just happened, but from now on we know we gotta do it more discreetly," he said.

    Copyright 2015 WTKR via CNN. All rights reserved.
     
    Engaged Chicken and MrWarmth like this.
  4. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    119,252
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    74,978
    Likes Received:
    82,388
    [​IMG] don't wake E.C
     
    yaddc and bill like this.
  5. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    13,890
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    59,514
    Likes Received:
    20,459
    Fucker! First from the windy city :hw:
     
  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    119,252
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    74,978
    Likes Received:
    82,388
    :howdy:
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    160,859
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    62,349
    Likes Received:
    21,013
    I ate a ton of protein and now my room smells like roses.
     
  8. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    13,890
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    59,514
    Likes Received:
    20,459
    Kid, the goddamn wind is rattling my window and fucking up my sleep. I need a massage.
     
  9. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    13,890
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    59,514
    Likes Received:
    20,459
    West coast phenomenom.
     
  10. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    119,252
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    74,978
    Likes Received:
    82,388
    :worried:
    Tape the cheese grater to the wall and get to rubbin
     
  11. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

    Reputations:
    22,849
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    100,323
    Likes Received:
    50,866
    It's still raining. :facepalm:
     
  12. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    13,890
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    59,514
    Likes Received:
    20,459
    brb
     
  13. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    119,252
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    74,978
    Likes Received:
    82,388
    Tell us when you see Schmoopy floating by your house on a canister.
     
    bill likes this.
  14. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

    Reputations:
    22,849
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    100,323
    Likes Received:
    50,866
    Ain't nobody goin' nowhere today
     
  15. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    13,890
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    59,514
    Likes Received:
    20,459
    Man the pumps. Glad you are safe. Krispy Kremes are 3.99 doz. today!
     
  16. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

    Reputations:
    22,849
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    100,323
    Likes Received:
    50,866
    Dammit :facepalm:
     
  17. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    13,890
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    59,514
    Likes Received:
    20,459
    What about the dingy?
     
  18. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    119,252
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    74,978
    Likes Received:
    82,388
    What are they usually?
     
  19. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

    Reputations:
    22,849
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    100,323
    Likes Received:
    50,866
    I would bet his store is closed
     
  20. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    150
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    140,962
    Likes Received:
    39,476
    Good morning. :ucoffee: