Dawg's Saloon MAD LIBS

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Ok hopefully everyone already knows what Mad Libs are. Go to this website and do one of the many Mad Lib stories provided and post your results here good or bad. Hopefully we will get some funny ones out of this (The stupider the better!)

    As an example, here was mine:[TABLE="class: mG_page, align: center"]

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    [TD="align: center"]Sick Note Mad Lib
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    [TD] Dear School Nurse:
    jigga Jackson will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of AIDS and has horrible dildos and a/an tiny fever. We have made an appointment with the hot Dr. asshole, who studied for many years in hospital and has 31 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
    Sincerely
    Mrs. green. [/TD]
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    This thread sucks cock
     
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    maybe later
     
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    I said adverb not noun!
     
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    Gay
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    I'm overwhelmed by the positive response so far..keep up the good work!
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    This thread sucks cock vigorously.
     
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    winner
     
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    You had a good thread earlier. :dontknow:

    Ask the mods to delete this
     
  12. Porn Stache

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    I'm not doing homework for a thread.

    Fuck you.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    On his 11th birthday, young THIS Potter discovers the THREAD he never knew he had, the THREAD of a/an SUCKS. In his first THE at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and SWEAT, he meets his two OFF friends Ron Weasley, an expert at Wizard A, and Hermione Granger, a girl with DEAD parents. Harry learns the game of Quiditch and Wizard A on his way to facing a Dark MAN'S teacher who is bent on BALLS him.
     
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    lol never..I'm defined by my whole body of work. :facepalm:
     
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    That was lovely.
     
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    It was during the battle of Sunglasses when I was running through a Taco when a Golf Tee went off right next to my platoon. Our Prime Minister yelled for us to Spoil to the nearest Arkansas we could find. When we got to the Arkansas we Flipped to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the Gregorian Calendar from the fire and started Brooding Vases at us. we all quickly ducked behind the Moustache at the Arkansas and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were Crestfallen that we had won the battle.
     
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    [TABLE="class: mG_page, align: center"]
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    Rush Hour 3 Mad Lib
    Contributed by Paul Daley
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    [TD]143 years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a Dentist, but a Asshole on the streets of Your Anus. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend Billy. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in My Anus when Carter accidentally shot Lee`s girlfriend, Jizz Mopper Isabella Molina, in the Booby.

    During the World Criminal Court discussions, as Billy addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the Greenish of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, Billy takes a Ass in the Elbow, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his brother, Don King. When Lee hesitates to shoot Don King, Carter shows up Fucking towards the two and Slowly Slides Lee over, allowing Don King to escape.[/TD]
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Made this one with DS in mind....

    Be kind to your HAL-footed Mults
    For a duck may be somebody`s Dawg,
    Be kind to your Mults in The Bar
    Where the weather is always Full Of Fail.

    You may think that this is the Canadian Mod,
    Well it is.
     
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    [TABLE="class: mG_page, align: center"]
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    [TD]Gaping Macdonald had a Baby Arm Holdin An Apple, E-I-E-I-O
    and on that Baby Arm Holdin An Apple he had an Blairg, E-I-E-I-O
    with a White Women Being Raped By Blacks White Women Being Raped By Blackshere
    and a White Women Being Raped By Blacks White Women Being Raped By Blacksthere,
    here a White Women Being Raped By Blacks, there a White Women Being Raped By Blacks,
    everywhere a White Women Being Raped By Blacks White Women Being Raped By Blacks,
    Gaping Macdonald had a Baby Arm Holdin An Apple, E-I-E-I-O.[/TD]
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    I enjoy long, Beer Can Thick walks on the beach, getting Goatsec in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Faggots. I really like piña coladas mixed with Monkey Cum, and romantic, candle-lit Fucknuts. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Chriza. I travel frequently, especially to Glory Hole, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Oreck Salesman.) I am looking for Drugs and beauty in the form of a Small Cocked Irish goddess. She should have the physique of Elias and the Bad Of Dicks of Slippy. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Sheds. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 221 days ago, and I have since become more Wesley Snipes Black.