Dawgshed Blind Item #11

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Oct 11, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    This Canadian poster cannot vote in the upcoming Federal election, because they lack the required identification. That means they lack all of these:
    Pieces with your name:
    health card
    Canadian passport
    birth certificate
    certificate of Canadian citizenship
    citizenship card
    social insurance number card
    Indian status card
    Canadian Forces identity card
    Veterans Affairs health card
    old age security card
    hospital card
    medical clinic card
    label on a prescription container
    identity bracelet issued by a hospital or long-term care facility
    blood donor card
    CNIB card
    credit card
    debit card
    employee card
    student identity card
    public transportation card
    library card
    liquor identity card
    parolee card
    firearms licence
    licence or card issued for fishing, trapping or hunting
    driver's licence
    provincial or territorial ID card

    Pieces with your name and address:
    utility bill (e.g. electricity; water; telecommunications services including telephone, cable or satellite)
    bank statement
    credit union statement
    credit card statement
    personal cheque
    government statement of benefits
    government cheque or cheque stub
    pension plan statement
    residential lease or sub-lease
    mortgage contract or statement
    income tax assessment
    property tax assessment or evaluation
    vehicle ownership
    insurance certificate, policy or statement
    correspondence issued by a school, college or university
    letter from a public curator, public guardian or public trustee
    targeted revision form from Elections Canada to residents of long-term care facilities
    letter of confirmation of residence from a First Nations band or reserve or an Inuit local authority
    letter of confirmation of residence, letter of stay, admission form or statement of benefits from one of the following designated establishments:
    student residence
    seniors' residence
    long-term care facility
    shelter
    soup kitchen
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I give up. Just kidding, I don't give a fuck.
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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  4. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    Ryan Lever
     
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  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Werewolves can't vote anyway :coffee:
     
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  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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  7. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    I'm going with Lever too
     
  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    Don't think he's a member here anymore.
     
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  9. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    Yes. I am an idiot.
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    It's cuz he's s 00 agent.
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  12. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    koc?
     
  13. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    blair?
     
  14. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    sloppy?
     
  15. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    halitosis?
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Daughter. Abandoned. Bridge. :nojj:
     
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  17. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    wait....beth suks?
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Whenever I see one of these Blind Item threads, a shivver of fear runs through me. I'm always afraid that you've discovered one of my secrets.
     
  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  20. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    blairg