Dawgshed Court: The People VS. @Sstressed for 1 Count of Grand Douchebaggery

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jun 21, 2015.

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On 1 count of Grand Douchebaggery, the defendant is

Poll closed Jun 24, 2015.
  1. GUILTY

    18.2%
  2. NOT GUILTY

    81.8%
  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo D Student VIP Gold

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    Case Number: 15KCC-06-39dwu7

    Dawgshed member @sstressed is accused of being a douchebag, white trash, and a walking cliché. As part of a plea deal, the court has agreed to combine all charges into 1 count of Grand Douchebaggery.

    Charges are finalized.

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    JUDGE: @dawg

    PROSECUTION TEAM: @garypagetwo , @WillyBest

    DEFENDANT: @sstressed

    JURY: The people

    The defendant has been issued a warrant/court summons via being tagged in this thread.


    EXHIBIT A:

    On Apr 14, 2015, @Captain made a thread entitled "What is Your Prized Possession? Post Pics". Within the first page, the defendant posted this reply, accompanied by the picture:

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    Notice anything about the jars? Please also pay attention to the couch or whatever it is the jars are stacked on.

    EXHIBIT B:

    On May 25, 2015, the defendant tried to assault another member by posting this:

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    Can you say white-trash?

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    EXHIBIT B CONTINUED:

    The defendant had these things to say about the above-mentioned dirty tv pictures:

    When questioned why he would watch a UFC event on a tv covered in diarrhea:

    The kids were watching the fight? Feeling up their mum in the living room on that awful couch? Pic was taken to make a friend jealous? He interrupted the kids from their show to take that picture???


    EXHIBIT C:

    Some random quotes from the defendant:



    EXHIBIT D:

    In the thread "What Are Your Splurge Items?" from earlier this week, the defendant posted this image (can you guess?):

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    Hear ye! Hear ye!

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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Fuck off faggot
     
  3. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Most people are afraid to ruffle any feathers here. A public vote will greatly diminish the amount of "guilty" votes he gets.
     
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  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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  5. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker

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    the goofy twink loves me. it's creepy.
     
  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I said most people.
     
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  8. Anfkid

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    @sstressed is literally one of the nicest people at Dawgs I know him like 10 years. Everything Gary is saying to him, he should be saying to himself.
     
  9. garypagetwo

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    True, but seeing who supports him will also be valuable information.
     
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I never thought Sstressed was a douchbag, a little wordy at times, but that's about it.

    Gary makes a pretty strong case, though.

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  11. garypagetwo

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    The evidence is all there
     
  12. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Something tells me you haven't exactly rested your case.
     
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  13. BaddFunn

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    Shouldn't it be multiple counts?
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo D Student VIP Gold

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    No, because if you are found guilty of Grand Douchebaggery, it means you're a douchebag.
     
  15. BaddFunn

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    Oh, ok.
     
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  16. Gas Face

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    Well done op imo.
     
  17. Gas Face

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    I can't vote until I hear from the defendant. The pictures with the weed taken while his kids were in the room is pretty incriminating though. I need to hear his side.
     
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  18. geo

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    0 fucks. ZERO fucks.

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  19. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Yeah that was little odd. Kids watching TV in another room so lets stick 2 jars of sticky weed in front of them and take the picture there?
     
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  20. Gas Face

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    Counselor Page makes a good case.
     
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