Case Number: 15KCC-06-39dwu7 Dawgshed member @sstressed is accused of being a douchebag, white trash, and a walking pot smoking stoner cliché. As part of a plea deal, the court has agreed to combine all charges into 1 count of Grand Douchebaggery. Charges are finalized. JUDGE: @dawg PROSECUTION TEAM: @garypagetwo , @TheMercenary DEFENDANT: @sstressed JURY: The people The defendant has been issued a warrant/court summons via being tagged in this thread. EXHIBIT A: On Apr 14, 2015, @Captain made a thread entitled "What is Your Prized Possession? Post Pics". Within the first page, the defendant posted this reply, accompanied by the picture: Notice anything about the jars? Please also pay attention to the couch or whatever it is the jars are stacked on. EXHIBIT B: On May 25, 2015, the defendant tried to assault another member by posting this: Upon further investigation; can you say white-trash? How does a tv even get that dirty? EXHIBIT B CONTINUED: The defendant had these things to say about the above-mentioned dirty tv pictures: When questioned why he would watch a UFC event on a tv covered in diarrhea: The kids were watching the fight? Feeling up their mum in the living room on that awful couch? Pic was taken to make a friend jealous? He interrupted the kids from their show to take that picture??? EXHIBIT C: Some random quotes from the defendant: EXHIBIT D: In the thread "What Are Your Splurge Items?" from earlier this week, the defendant posted this image (can you guess?): EXHIBIT E: On April 13, 2016, the defendant posted the thread " I'm too sick to get high " In which he goes on to say that he's tried and failed to get high today, due to being sick. Quote: "today will be the lowest amount of cannabis i've used in about 30 years, except when i was in the hospital for 3 days." I would imagine 30 years ago is also the last time he cleaned his pad. Hear ye! Hear ye!