Entertainment Dawgshed Court: The People VS. @Sstressed for 1 Count of Grand Douchebaggery

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Apr 13, 2016.

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On 1 count of Grand Douchebaggery, the defendant is

  1. GUILTY

  2. NOT GUILTY

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Case Number: 15KCC-06-39dwu7

    Dawgshed member @sstressed is accused of being a douchebag, white trash, and a walking pot smoking stoner cliché. As part of a plea deal, the court has agreed to combine all charges into 1 count of Grand Douchebaggery.

    Charges are finalized.

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    JUDGE: @dawg

    PROSECUTION TEAM: @garypagetwo , @TheMercenary

    DEFENDANT: @sstressed

    JURY: The people

    The defendant has been issued a warrant/court summons via being tagged in this thread.


    EXHIBIT A:

    On Apr 14, 2015, @Captain made a thread entitled "What is Your Prized Possession? Post Pics". Within the first page, the defendant posted this reply, accompanied by the picture:

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    Notice anything about the jars? Please also pay attention to the couch or whatever it is the jars are stacked on.

    EXHIBIT B:

    On May 25, 2015, the defendant tried to assault another member by posting this:

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    Upon further investigation; can you say white-trash? How does a tv even get that dirty?

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    EXHIBIT B CONTINUED:

    The defendant had these things to say about the above-mentioned dirty tv pictures:

    When questioned why he would watch a UFC event on a tv covered in diarrhea:

    The kids were watching the fight? Feeling up their mum in the living room on that awful couch? Pic was taken to make a friend jealous? He interrupted the kids from their show to take that picture???


    EXHIBIT C:

    Some random quotes from the defendant:


    EXHIBIT D:

    In the thread "What Are Your Splurge Items?" from earlier this week, the defendant posted this image (can you guess?):

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    EXHIBIT E:
    On April 13, 2016, the defendant posted the thread

    "
    I'm too sick to get high
    "
    In which he goes on to say that he's tried and failed to get high today, due to being sick.

    Quote: "today will be the lowest amount of cannabis i've used in about 30 years, except when i was in the hospital for 3 days."

    I would imagine 30 years ago is also the last time he cleaned his pad.



    Hear ye! Hear ye!

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  2. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    listen homo. i'm tired of you making call out threads on me.

    you fight like a girl and talk like a super fag.

    enjoy your night pig! :)
     
  3. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Gary is mad mad he had a massive crying VOMITING freak out when a guy gave him some weed at a club :backlol:
     
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  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This is killing me.

    I am horribly torn. I think they made a bible story out of this.
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Haven't seen long cat in years
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Christ you spent a lotta time thinkin bout @sstressed :jj:

    Guy is the nicest gentlest hippy.
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I never actually took the time to look at long cat before. That's some awesome artwork
     
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  9. garypagetwo

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    of course you would think that, youre a roast beef faggot
     
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  10. sstressed

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    he already did this thread in the bar a few months ago. i answered every one of his stupid comments and i won't do it again. i've wasted enough time on this faggot.

    i was under the impression that call out threads aren't allowed in this forum. has that changed? if not, douche this thread.
     
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    i dont understand the question
     
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    Gar, your still in school, you can't prosecute. Case dismissed.
     
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    To be fair, that couch is out of control.
     
  14. Anfkid

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    Post pics of your parents bottles of wine again or the pic of your parents bathroom where you cracked the toilet with your massive head. Good times.
     
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    Gar has a Rolodex of topics. He spins and boom, makes a thread. Problem is he hasn't updated that shit in more than a decade. Same shit, different day.
     
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  16. sstressed

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    so call out threads are ok now?
     
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    As fun as this is Gar, this is a callout thread and I'm tossing your crap in the garbage with the rest of your alerts.
     
  18. garypagetwo

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    if i ever saw you on the streets id take that pathetically wrapped shit looking blunt out of your mouth and stub it on your forehead
     
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    So let me get this straight. A guy who is so nuts he takes every anti psychotic known to man is making a call out thread against a guy who occasionally smokes a little herb?

    Everyone is created equal, some are just more equal than others. I wouldn't make hay of it, or you'll prolly be the one catching a time out.
     
  20. sstressed

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    even at my age, i could put you in the hospital in about 20 seconds.

    this is stupid. i'm out.