This is the bootleg non-sanctioned dawgshed exclusive guide to being a badass, fashioned after mr.masculine himself @Dream Theater. So if you want to be as badass as masculine as him, just read ahead Who says size matters? First of all, you're going to need the badass biker starter pack, because if youre a biker then youre a fucking masculine badass, everyone knows that. If you can check off everything pictured, no one can deny you're a fucking badass when they see you. FUCK YEAH !!!! Many of the greatest human innovations have been inspired by animals. In this spirit, the bikers like to travel like packs of giant rabid sewer rats. Oh, and see that thing they're all getting ready to pile into? Looks like a ferry; and it is -- to the untrained eye. Its actually a party boat for masculine badasses and their bitches So definitely book out a whole family ferry, fill it up with yourself and your badass friends, jump on the tables, and have a fucking blast and best of all no one will dare tell you that you cant cause youre a fucking badass By the way, helmets are for fifi men. DONT wear them. But wear camo, because life is a battle, and youre a fucking soldier in it, everyone else is a civilian. There can be absolutely NO doubt that youre a badass. Put horns on your windshield, etc, anything necessary to make yourself more badass. There really isnt much more to it. If you post online, just keep reminding everyone that youre a badass masculine alpha male, and theyre not.