dawgshed independent news leport vis Mr Dlacula

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  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Gleetings it has been a vonderful veek of news!

    - Piece of zhit vaggot Hateman got cornholed light out ze vocking door ze ozzer day vhen Dawg got sick of his pazetic attempts at tlolling ze hot as vock undead zombie Vonderchild, ze hot little beetch Headerheder and any voman associated vis Chleeza. Vell done, @dawg, Dleam Zeatre is next.

    - Zarnie is still tlying hard to be noticed in ze zhut in thleads. Vocking vaaaiilll.

    - Jost Beachy continues to post artzy shit in zat veird thlead.

    - Neezie has made her tliumphant leturn to ze Bar last veek after a jort hiatus to make cop cakes, only to declare ve her at ze Dawgs are all below her and ve are stupid. She continues to make good fliends here in ze Zhed.

    - Dalk Fliday is a mod again. I give it a vocking veek.

    - Animalgods thlead has taken off again vis ze appealance of ze mystelious Cayla, who vas contacted by a member of zis site called 'Fled'. Turns out ze Giant weed smoking Sober Dliver is vull of zhit and never got his tiny love vorm anyvhere near her juicy 25 year old poosytvat. Zhe vent on to desclibe Dan plessuring her vor zex vith cleepy hugs and butt gloping. Disgusting vat vock.

    - Zatoli Blah posted zome zhit thlead about casting Dawgs members in movies, no body gave a zhit.

    - Blo posted a thlead about zome tasteless zhit he made, but hes getting vatter.

    - Engaged Jicken has a new man, evelybody is vocking jealous and tlying to make her melt.

    Vis ze Independant Dawgzhed News..I am. Mr. Dlaculaaaaaa
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    POTY :rolleyes:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i'd rather put out a campfire with my cock than read that drivel.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    Vock Vazhier, piece of zhit
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Fuck outta here with that bullshit.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  9. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Who?
     
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    over/under is three, but thanks for the gambling angle.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you son of a bitch :mad:
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Never heald of heeeeeeemmm
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im gonna kick your ass :grr:
     
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    I had to read that out loud to understand it :rofl:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  16. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Since a week after you started this, I've wondered why Dracula pronlunces Ls as Rs and and wice wersa like a Chinaman.
    Dracula aint from no china!
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    :rofl:

    Bravo, drac. Brav-vocking-o.
     
  18. HaroldJackson

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    daarkh Friday ees a Mod agen I Geevit a vocking vEEk
     
  19. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I just picked this one because I saw it quoted.
     
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    I'll see you in hell :livid: